Rolf Harris case: blind woman's complaining about being groped 'like an octopus'

Mind you, I can't help but feel her hubby may read this quote as a complaint about his foreplay technique. :-\

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'Even my husband in his most passionate times never covered my body in a way like [Harris] has done.'

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Originally Posted by Burney

Mind you, I can't help but feel her hubby may read this quote as a complaint about his foreplay technique. :-\

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So copping a feel is illegal now?

FFS b. Where will it all end?

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Originally Posted by Sir C

So copping a feel is illegal now?

FFS b. Where will it all end?

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Apparently, yes. He'd brought his wobble board and didgeridoo to the hospital, as well. A grope seems like a fair price to pay for a free Rolf Harris concert to me.

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Originally Posted by Burney

Apparently, yes. He'd brought his wobble board and didgeridoo to the hospital, as well. A grope seems like a fair price to pay for a free Rolf Harris concert to me.

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I suppose this means that I'll have to stop doling out the occasional surprise frotting on the tube. It's PC gone mad, I tell you.

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Originally Posted by Burney

Mind you, I can't help but feel her hubby may read this quote as a complaint about his foreplay technique. :-\

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Hold on. Blind woman? How does she know it was Rolf?

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Hold on. Blind woman? How does she know it was Rolf?

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He was doing that panting thing, apparently. Mind you, it could have been rubber-faced funny man Phil Cool doing an impression.

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Hold on. Blind woman? How does she know it was Rolf?

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Asking her if she could "guess what it is yet" was a dead giveaway

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Hold on. Blind woman? How does she know it was Rolf?

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Because he kept saying "Do you know who it is yet?"

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Hold on. Blind woman? How does she know it was Rolf?

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Fingered by his extra leg

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Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas

Fingered by his extra leg

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Pretty sure you can't be 'fingered' by a leg, tbh. You can only be 'legged', surely?

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Originally Posted by Burney

Pretty sure you can't be 'fingered' by a leg, tbh. You can only be 'legged', surely?

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I always feel we need Grimberto's expert advice on these matters

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Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda

I always feel we need Grimberto's expert advice on these matters

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:hehe: Nice callback. I shudder to think how long ago that was, though.:-(

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Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda

I always feel we need Grimberto's expert advice on these matters

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BERT01? He popped in the other day. Hit and run.

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Originally Posted by Ash

BERT01? He popped in the other day. Hit and run.

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Did he? Ignorant ******* never said hello to me. Harrumph!

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Originally Posted by Burney

Did he? Ignorant ******* never said hello to me. Harrumph!

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He didn't say hello to anyone. One post and vanished.

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Originally Posted by Ash

He didn't say hello to anyone. One post and vanished.

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Really? The bloody swine. Damned rude.

In terms of re-recruitment, surely we can get Riki The Gooner back by now? He must have some amusing anecdotes.

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Originally Posted by Burney

Really? The bloody swine. Damned rude.

In terms of re-recruitment, surely we can get Riki The Gooner back by now? He must have some amusing anecdotes.

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He's be a shoo-in for comeback of the year

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Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda

He's be a shoo-in for comeback of the year

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Nice one. :hehe: Of course, that sort of banter would flow like wine if we had Riki back.