Reports emerging that Mr Blue WKD has passed his medical

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06-05-2016, 03:57 PM
The Jorge

Reports emerging that Mr Blue WKD has passed his medical

Due to be announced Wednesday but all formalities essentially tied up at about 2pm roday.

2016/17 is set to be well Jeremy Kyle.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CfvCHJEWQAAXqsm.jpg
06-05-2016, 04:34 PM
7sisters

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Originally Posted by The Jorge

Due to be announced Wednesday but all formalities essentially tied up at about 2pm roday.

2016/17 is set to be well Jeremy Kyle.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CfvCHJEWQAAXqsm.jpg

It's what we're crying out for , isn't it. A player with no qualms about calling out our fancy dans for the bottlers and flat track bullies that Wenger has moulded them into.
At least if any of our preening ponces attempt to grab the higher ground, Vardy will be always be able to flash that PL medal and tell them all to shut the **** up until they've won one of these, in an Alec Baldwin, Glengarry Glenross delivery.

http://i.imgur.com/tcFogp3.gif
06-05-2016, 04:40 PM
The Jorge

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Originally Posted by 7sisters

It's what we're crying out for , isn't it. A player with no qualms about calling out our fancy dans for the bottlers and flat track bullies that Wenger has moulded them into.
At least if any of our preening ponces attempt to grab the higher ground, Vardy will be always be able to flash that PL medal and tell them all to shut the **** up until they've won one of these, in an Alec Baldwin, Glengarry Glenross delivery.

http://i.imgur.com/tcFogp3.gif

"Put. That. Coffee. DOWN! Coffe's for closers"

:hehe: That said, I think Mesut might have a couple of medals of his own to show our new Dee Dar.
06-05-2016, 04:42 PM
redgunamo

Oh, really? :yawn:

https://keep.google.com/media/1zVMhm...&sz=w1256-h618

:-)

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Jorge

Due to be announced Wednesday but all formalities essentially tied up at about 2pm roday.

2016/17 is set to be well Jeremy Kyle.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CfvCHJEWQAAXqsm.jpg
06-05-2016, 04:46 PM
The Jorge

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Originally Posted by redgunamo

https://keep.google.com/media/1zVMhm...&sz=w1256-h618

:-)

Are you saying I'm not ITK, reg?

By which I mean, I have a twitter account :hehe:
06-05-2016, 05:01 PM
7sisters

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Originally Posted by The Jorge

"Put. That. Coffee. DOWN! Coffe's for closers"

:hehe: That said, I think Mesut might have a couple of medals of his own to show our new Dee Dar.

It' such an Un Wenger type signing. They'll be no in-betweens with this one. Hero or Zero.
The lad has that Ian Wright veneer to be in with a chance of pulling it off but he's certainly not the Henry or Anelka thoroughbred number 9.
06-05-2016, 08:17 PM
ITSUPFORGRABSNOW

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Originally Posted by 7sisters

It' such an Un Wenger type signing. They'll be no in-betweens with this one. Hero or Zero.
The lad has that Ian Wright veneer to be in with a chance of pulling it off but he's certainly not the Henry or Anelka thoroughbred number 9.

Henry being 14 of course. We know where you stand as you want Vardy to fail (If it happens) Just so you can use it to hammer Wenger.
06-05-2016, 08:20 PM
Monty92

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Originally Posted by The Jorge

Due to be announced Wednesday but all formalities essentially tied up at about 2pm roday.

2016/17 is set to be well Jeremy Kyle.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CfvCHJEWQAAXqsm.jpg

I watched an interview he did with Soccer AM and it reassured me that he's not actually as bad as he looks. I know there was the nip-baiting, but he came across ok really. And he used to work in a factory that made stents for rasperries to help them walk and he said it was "rewarding to help people". :cloud9:

He's scum, isn't he :-(
06-05-2016, 09:37 PM
7sisters

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Originally Posted by ITSUPFORGRABSNOW

Henry being 14 of course. We know where you stand as you want Vardy to fail (If it happens) Just so you can use it to hammer Wenger.

Not at all. If this is to be his last season in charge, then it appears that at long last he's not going down the same old pre season cul de sac of laboured procrastination in boosting the squad. If Vardy turns out to be a disappointment then that's one of those things you have to put down to experience, wenger's instincts are sound in terms of buying him, the rest is down to Vardy by making the most of the opportunity.
06-05-2016, 09:46 PM
The Jorge

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Originally Posted by Monty92

I watched an interview he did with Soccer AM and it reassured me that he's not actually as bad as he looks. I know there was the nip-baiting, but he came across ok really. And he used to work in a factory that made stents for rasperries to help them walk and he said it was "rewarding to help people". :cloud9:

He's scum, isn't he :-(

He seems a fairly normal bloke tbh, and you'd all be pleased as piss to be playing in the PL, winning it, being the top scorer and going to a tournament for england, wouldnt you?

I like him as a player, and more importantly he will score goals. You cant fail to in this team.
06-05-2016, 09:48 PM
The Jorge

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Jorge

Due to be announced Wednesday but all formalities essentially tied up at about 2pm roday.

2016/17 is set to be well Jeremy Kyle.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CfvCHJEWQAAXqsm.jpg

Also, everyone now thinks we're attempting to trigger Mahrez's release clause too. But also that we're trying to prise Mmmmmkataryan from BvB, who is in the last year of his contract and could be bought for €30m euros.
06-05-2016, 09:52 PM
Alberto Balsam Rodriguez

Normal in white van driver terms
06-05-2016, 10:03 PM
redgunamo

Quote:

Originally Posted by Monty92

I watched an interview he did with Soccer AM and it reassured me that he's not actually as bad as he looks. I know there was the nip-baiting, but he came across ok really. And he used to work in a factory that made stents for rasperries to help them walk and he said it was "rewarding to help people". :cloud9:

He's scum, isn't he :-(

I worry that he may lead Jack Wilshere astray :-(
06-05-2016, 10:06 PM
7sisters

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Originally Posted by redgunamo

I worry that he may lead Jack Wilshere astray :-(

Jack probably needs to stay away from ashtrays tbh

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/...06_634x521.jpg
06-05-2016, 10:07 PM
redgunamo

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Originally Posted by 7sisters

It' such an Un Wenger type signing. They'll be no in-betweens with this one. Hero or Zero.
The lad has that Ian Wright veneer to be in with a chance of pulling it off but he's certainly not the Henry or Anelka thoroughbred number 9.

Not a thoroughbred maybe, but every breeder will tell of a particular animal they've raised that, according to the rules, tradition, pedigree and so on, had absolutely no right to be as good as they turned out to be. It doesn't mean you tear up the studbook; you have to just make the most of it, enjoy it, get the best of it, while you can.
06-05-2016, 10:08 PM
The Jorge

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Originally Posted by Alberto Balsam Rodriguez

Normal in white van driver terms

Yes, factory workers, white van drivers, mechanics, normal people.
06-05-2016, 10:09 PM
redgunamo

Quote:

Originally Posted by 7sisters

Jack probably needs to stay away from ashtrays tbh

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/...06_634x521.jpg

Well, if the deal doesn't get done, we know who to blame, don't we #wilshout
06-05-2016, 10:09 PM
The Jorge

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Originally Posted by redgunamo

Not a thoroughbred maybe, but every breeder will tell of a particular animal they've raised that, according to the rules, tradition, pedigree and so on, had absolutely no right to be as good as they turned out to be. It doesn't mean you tear up the studbook; you have to just make the most of it, enjoy it, get the best of it, while you can.

Indeed, see also

http://fabwags.com/wp-content/upload...3/image-7.jpeg
06-05-2016, 10:09 PM
redgunamo

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Originally Posted by The Jorge

Yes, factory workers, white van drivers, mechanics, normal people.

:nod: Footballers.
06-06-2016, 12:01 AM
Ash

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Originally Posted by The Jorge

... he will score goals. You cant fail to in this team.

Well, some people have.
06-06-2016, 08:38 AM
redgunamo

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Originally Posted by Ash

Well, some people have.

I think it means "goals", rather than merely goals.

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