I am blessed with being left footed. However

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05-20-2016, 02:22 PM
Pat Vegas

I am blessed with being left footed. However

my right foot is so ****ing bad it makes me completely useless at football.
I might actually get this looked into I think I am flat footed or something on my right foot.

also used to affect my skating skills.

but mentioned on here before I am also right handed so this seems to be unusual combination.

and as **** as I am at football. I actually have a decent shot with my left foot. I am completely useless in a game but I have scored the occasional 'wonder' goal*

*by playground standards.
05-20-2016, 02:30 PM
IUFG

I too am left footed and right handed. Didn't think it was that rare a combination.

And my left foot is / was indeed, 'cultured'...
05-20-2016, 02:33 PM
Pat Vegas

Online says it's not that common. Left handed right footed is more common.

I used to think maybe I am supposed to be left handed too but they made me learn with my right hand at school.
05-20-2016, 02:33 PM
The Jorge

Quote:

Originally Posted by IUFG

I too am left footed and right handed. Didn't think it was that rare a combination.

And my left foot is / was indeed, 'cultured'...

Much like Mesut

http://talksport.com/sites/default/f...?itok=7j509unQ
05-20-2016, 02:34 PM
Burney

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pat Vegas

my right foot is so ****ing bad it makes me completely useless at football.
I might actually get this looked into I think I am flat footed or something on my right foot.

also used to affect my skating skills.

but mentioned on here before I am also right handed so this seems to be unusual combination.

and as **** as I am at football. I actually have a decent shot with my left foot. I am completely useless in a game but I have scored the occasional 'wonder' goal*

*by playground standards.

Not sure you can go to the doctor for being **** at football, f. :-(
05-20-2016, 02:34 PM
Burney

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Jorge

Much like Mesut

http://talksport.com/sites/default/f...?itok=7j509unQ

Surely Mesut's foot is a devout Allan foot and would therefore know nothing of the grape?
05-20-2016, 02:35 PM
The Jorge

Quote:

Originally Posted by Burney

Surely Mesut's foot is a devout Allan foot and would therefore know nothing of the grape?

Yes but it did invent zero and a lot of modern medicine
05-20-2016, 02:36 PM
Burney

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Jorge

Yes but it did invent zero and a lot of modern medicine

Yes. And the word 'alcohol', ironically.
05-20-2016, 02:36 PM
Pat Vegas

Quote:

Originally Posted by Burney

Not sure you can go to the doctor for being **** at football, f. :-(

Nah I really think there is something wrong with my foot. flat foot or my foot is bent or something.

I also run like shaggy from scooby doo.
05-20-2016, 02:36 PM
redgunamo

Quote:

Originally Posted by Burney

Not sure you can go to the doctor for being **** at football, f. :-(

Although you *can* for being good at it #GoD
05-20-2016, 02:37 PM
The Jorge

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pat Vegas

Nah I really think there is something wrong with my foot. flat foot or my foot is bent or something.

I also run like shaggy from scooby doo.

Like, zoiks!
05-20-2016, 02:38 PM
Pat Vegas

Quote:

Originally Posted by redgunamo

Although you *can* for being good at it #GoD

Arsenal are **** and most of the players are always visiting the doctor LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
05-20-2016, 02:38 PM
Pat Vegas

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Jorge

Like, zoiks!

:hehe: I am a mess. If I run too long my shoulder hurts.
I also have a clicking knee.
05-20-2016, 02:39 PM
redgunamo

Quote:

Originally Posted by Burney

Yes. And the word 'alcohol', ironically.

And algebra and trig apparently.

Presumably this is why we must drone them all to kingdom come before everybody fails their A' levels.
05-20-2016, 02:39 PM
The Jorge

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pat Vegas

:hehe: I am a mess. If I run too long my shoulder hurts.
I also have a clicking knee.

Are you a Cicada?
05-20-2016, 02:41 PM
Pat Vegas

That's right I am Cicadian
05-20-2016, 02:42 PM
Burney

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pat Vegas

Nah I really think there is something wrong with my foot. flat foot or my foot is bent or something.

I also run like shaggy from scooby doo.

:hehe: Your foot's bent :hehe:
05-20-2016, 02:43 PM
Pat Vegas

Quote:

Originally Posted by Burney

:hehe: Your foot's bent :hehe:

:nod: I half mince around.
05-20-2016, 02:47 PM
Burney

Quote:

Originally Posted by redgunamo

And algebra and trig apparently.

Presumably this is why we must drone them all to kingdom come before everybody fails their A' levels.

Yes, they invented everything beginning with 'Al' as far as I can make out. Including, we must assume, Alan Smith. :shrug:
05-20-2016, 02:53 PM
SWv2

I use both feet having spent hours in my youth practicing with my left.

:-|
05-20-2016, 02:57 PM
redgunamo

Yes, they know their hounds and they appreciate decent strikers

Quote:

Originally Posted by Burney

Yes, they invented everything beginning with 'Al' as far as I can make out. Including, we must assume, Alan Smith. :shrug:

http://footballburp.com/wp-content/u...uscat-oman.png
05-20-2016, 03:22 PM
Ash

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Jorge

Yes but it did invent zero

No, that was the Indians.

And several English batsmen.
05-20-2016, 03:24 PM
Ash

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Originally Posted by redgunamo

trig

No, that was the Greeks.
05-20-2016, 03:25 PM
Ash

Quote:

Originally Posted by Burney

Yes, they invented everything beginning with 'Al' as far as I can make out. Including, we must assume, Alan Smith. :shrug:

And some words ending in al. eg: Arsenal.
05-20-2016, 03:28 PM
redgunamo

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ash

No, that was the Greeks.

:shrug: They all look the same to me, Dave.
05-20-2016, 06:54 PM
NZgunner

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pat Vegas

my right foot is so ****ing bad it makes me completely useless at football.
I might actually get this looked into I think I am flat footed or something on my right foot.

also used to affect my skating skills.

but mentioned on here before I am also right handed so this seems to be unusual combination.

and as **** as I am at football. I actually have a decent shot with my left foot. I am completely useless in a game but I have scored the occasional 'wonder' goal*

*by playground standards.

Wait - Jack Wilshire actually contributes to this board???
05-20-2016, 10:23 PM
The Jorge

Quote:

Originally Posted by NZgunner

Wait - Jack Wilshire actually contributes to this board???

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