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That's what they did in Alberta now look what's happened.
Ah, but...Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
http://www.chefsrange.co.uk/accessor...A#.VyyjTYS-S-I
Oh my dear chap! That is the amateur stuff. The BEST grade restauarnt quality is an entirely different product.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
A little naive, if you'll forgive me :-(
Meh. It's just charcoal, innit.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Did I tell you I got a double rear-ending this morning?
Ah one of those long rubber ones that has 2 ends?Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Oh i see what you mean.
You're not going to go all Monty on us and bore us to death with your insurance scam?Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
You won't say that when we've got a pig suspended over it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
A double-ending? Poor chap. Do you have injuries? Is the vehicle lightly dinged or ****ed?
I was crawling along in traffic when suddenly I feel an impact in my rear. At first I thought I'd stalled it. Then it happened again.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Turns out the Mazda MX5 behind me had been hit by a lorry and gone into me. And then it went into it again. The damage is incredibly light as far as I can see, amounting to just a couple of tiny scratches on my paintwork. So light is it, in fact, that I'm wondering whether to bother claiming.
But the shooting pain in your neck b, must be awful imoQuote:
Originally Posted by Burney
When you're using a fine piece of kit like the egg you want something from these boys:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
http://thelondonlogcompany.blogspot.co.uk/
I'm going to the butcher after work. No animal is safe.
No, you see I am both a real man who doesn't believe in 'whiplash injuries' and am not a thieving little scrounger looking to gouge every penny out of my fellow humans that I possibly can.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pokster
Bear in mind that the leasing company will check it carefully for damage when you return it though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
you could sue them for causing self doubt. The incident made you think you had stalled the car.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Very nice. Very nice indeed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jake
But I've got paintwork cover as part of the leasing agreement, surely?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
This is a good point, f, but I quickly dismissed the idea, knowing my clutch control to be immaculate.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pat Vegas
Depends on your agreement. BVRLA return standards generally specify a particular length and depth of scratch for which they can charge. Best ask the question imo.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
These are less than a centimetre long.
WD40 will get rid of them.
According to some bloke on youtube.
Surely the MX5 was rammed full of nigh on fifty albanian terroristsQuote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Fine. But it's not me you need to convince.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
You know how you'll moan when they give you a bill.
:hehe: Or they do like a early 2000's VW.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Jorge
Oh, ffs! So now I have to **** about with insurance companies? :-( *******s.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
No, you need to check with your leasing company whether such small scratches fall within their definition of acceptable return condition.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
No. Just a rather harassed man called Neil. He seemed a bit upset as his pride and joy was all dented and cracked. Serves him right for driving a girl's car imo.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Jorge
Oh, OK. I'll do that tomorrow, then. Cheers.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Yes, I suspect Neil didnt get the memo about the mandatory vulva required to drive one.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Speaking of which, my OH has replaced here mandatory vulva car with a VW Eos, which is like a nice version of the Pasaaaat
Driven hard, an MX5 is one of the most entertaining cars money can buy. Any money. The combination of relatively low power, lightness, proper old-fashioned rear wheel drive oversteer and skinny tyres makes the thing truly good fun at reasonably low speeds. But it looks like the conveyance of a steaming great pooftah. :-(Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Don't tell them someone hit you; themoment they hear that they'll demand that you claim. Just tell them you've noticed some small scratches...Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Nonsense. It lacks the gravitas of the Passat. It looks a bit squashed. Even so, it must be galling that your chick has a better car than you, no?Quote:
Originally Posted by The Jorge
Driving is never fun unless you're on the dodgems.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
I was at the motor show when that was launched. It was on a turntable, slowly revolving, and I swear that after a couple of revolutions I couldn't work out which end was the front and which the back.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Jorge
Yes. But only people like you actually care about all that silly driving stuff. The rest of us are much more concerned about not looking like heemasexes. I'll bet there aren't any heemasexes with VW Passats. They're put off by its rugged manliness and clear heterosexuality.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Driving is lots of fun to millions of other people, sw. Your personal deficiencies in the Manly areas are for you to deal with.Quote:
Originally Posted by SWv2
Yes, it's like you're over-compensating.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
There's nothing wrong with it, b.
I think the moral is clear. When a pooftah's car attempts to rear-end a proper man's car like the Passat, the Passat is not having it and the rear-ender will come away from the encounter very much the worse for wear.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Are you the type of person who will get in your car on a weekend and just “go for a drive”???Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
No.Quote:
Originally Posted by SWv2
You use buses, don't you?
I quite enjoy it. Certain places I dread going to in the car but I like it. It's like a video game for me.Quote:
Originally Posted by SWv2