Bet you'll all be glued to Arsenal tv tomorrow for the return of Jack and Tomas
Ooh, that reminds me, I'm supposed to be out on the lash in town tomorrow night.
Is it a sign of my age that I'm irritated that this means missing Gogglebox? http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/ohwell.gif
Christ no! I'm not suicidal. Somewhere around Liverpool St, I guess.
I've got to go to a reception at the Langham on Monday. I was relieved to note
that it finishes at 8:30.
Then my host reminded me that a mutual friend of ours has just opened a, ahem, Gentleman's Club close by, and that we are to pay him a visit afterwards.
:-(
Ooh. On a Monday night? That's no way to start the week.
I'm in Omsterdom next week for two nights. It will almost certainly be no fun at all :-(
If I were you I'd just hang out at a Febo.
Oh, I certainly intend to consume a range of deep-fried mechanically recovered meat products.
Hopefully this time the bloody Dutch will refrain from thieving from me.
You must promise me that you will have the patatje oorlog this time.
I cannot. It's too horrible-looking.
Have you never eaten an oyster?
When the heat from the chips warms the sate sauce and the raw onions remain crunchy...oh, it's culinary magic.
The satay sauce looks like diarrhoea
Well so does a chocolate marquise, a rich beef stew or a bavarois
It smells of peanuts, not ****e.
The idea appeals, but I fear the mess. I would be representing my country and don't want to let Her
Majesty down by smearing myself with goo.
You sad old git. You can always tape it.
That's a sign of my age :-(
