There’s only one thing worse than a barber who tries to engage you in conversation about football or
asks “How’s work? Busy?†when they have absolutely no idea what you do, and that’s one who says creepy things like “you’re deep in thought, aren’t you?" as they peer over the top of your head.
Also, Mr barber, if your customer asks you for “just a tidy up, not too much offâ€, rather than sarcastically saying “any chance you can elaborate?â€, how about reading between the lines and just keeping it the f**king same, but shorter?
Oh, and the whole leaving me sitting there with hair accumulating all over my face until the very end was massively uncool as well. .
Not a happy experience.
I can recommend an excellent hair consultant in North London who never expects me
to make conversation and will happily give the same haircut as for the last 20 years with nothing more than "the usual?". She's not cheap, though.
If you're paying some Balkan type 4.50, what do you expect?
I get the same questions.
What do you do?
I work for a travel company.
OH that's great bet you get cheap holidays.
No, Not at all there are no perks.
I will just lie from now on.
Yes, but I think that man may have been a homosexual.
And you will have noticed you were the only man getting his hair cut in there?
Also, I had to babysit a spacker :-(
1. I like homosexuals. 2.
3. They gave you beer.
My Turks barely speak English and are all clearly straight off the boat.
This makes the whole thing much more pleasant.
1 Well that's alright. I just wanted to be sure you were aware.
2. I'm just saying
3. Even beer can't make up for the painful business of trying to have intercourse with the poor little f**ker. :-(
I swoon in admiration at your ability to be homophobic, mysoginistic and disablist
within such a short piece of prose. Bravo! :clap:
Yes. Thank God there were no blacks in there, what?
Oh, I don't think they'd allow that sort of thing at all.
