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The official Layman's guide as to why Berni is Modd
Firstly, I am saddened by this. I really wanted Modd to be real, I wanted there to be an Arsenal fan out there like this. I even sat on the train to Wembley a couple of weeks ago and looked at Arsenal fans around me and tried to imagine of them might have been Modd, especially with some of the nonsense they talked.
The easy way to show yourself that Berni is Modd is by simply checking through post history. They both normally post with amazing regularity, Berni more so Monday to Friday and Modd more so on Weekends and evenings. But still, he happily posts as both most of the time.
- When Modd came out of his recent exile, Berni was the first person to welcome him back.
- Take a look at Friday 14th March, Monday 17th March, 27th Feb and 22nd Jan. Neither really posted, maybe the odd post but not like their normal daily contributions. Too much of a coincidence for them both to be busy at work or even off work for the day on each of those occasions. Are their diaries amazingly similar?
- Take a look at the 7th November last year when Berni had to spend the day in court sorting out stuff for his daughter, amazingly Modd must have been in court that day as well as he couldn't post either.
- Then take a look further back, to the end of 2012 when Berni had his self imposed exile due to his relationship break down at home, he wasn't around for a couple of months. Guess what? Neither was Modd, he had a self imposed exile from the board as well!!
- We have all seen and know that Modd is supported by a mod who has invisible online status. Guess who Berni's best mate is? That's right Sir C.
- Modd has spent time posting on other message boards. Now if you have been here long enough, you may remember Berni and Stoner writing to each other, telling each other they had PM's etc on the most randomist of alternative message boards the internet has to offer. That's right, Berni knows he can use the rest of the internet to further his online experience on Awimb.
There are many more examples of proof but I think that is enough for now. I am concerned for Berni though. He has been through a tough time and he has created such a massive character in Modd that it would just be impossible for him to give up and kill him off overnight. What else is he going to do with the time he currently commits to Modd? So unfortunately I expect this to carry on for quite some time yet. But hopefully now we all know and can react correctly to what is the most elaborate of wind ups, he will soon get bored and slowly let him drift away and fill his life with other things.
Oh and one last thing, Magic Merse. Yes, that's right - Sir C.
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Your knowledge of Berni's life concerns me.
And why were you going to Wembley?
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And how far back do Berni and Sir C go?
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Wow, that's some in-depth stalking right there
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But we have found out that Modd is Berni
Even if my posts regarding it keep getting deleted!
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thats the really important question
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You may well be correct but I think the key question here is - who cares?
If other people wish to do that sort of thing, who are we to interfere. So long as it's not hurting anyone or causing distress, let them be imo.
We know that modd isn't real - but I don't really think we care too much about who he is behind the scenes. Live and let live.
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Actually, I'm gonna hold this info back a bit longer.
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Why would a hole bunh of Arsenal fans have been going to Wembley a couple of weeks ago?
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Can someone put Berni's head in the middle of this? ta
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You are playing with us.
I am not sure if I like you or hate you Mr Removal.
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No, marve. We have not found out that Modd is Berni.
You have merely conjectured it. Logic FAIL imo.
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Like literally, you mean?
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The obvious answer would be that this post was written last summer
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Oh hang on, You're Pat being bored and impersonating Marve.
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I am not that good at pretending to be someone else.
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I get the feeling this is all from personal experience and it still somewhat haunts you?
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Literal in AWIMB terms, yes.
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Pipe down baldy. At least we have a hot dinner down south.
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I think you are mixing up your pisters.
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The problem for those who like using double logins (DL) is that they will regularly be accused
of being a specific DL even when it is not them.
I believe this particular anagram of MM used to post as rodd. I always assumed that was you. Forgive me if I am wrong but see above. ;-) Anyway, Rave Slum Removal and Pat Vegas are posting at the same time so that prooves it. According to RSR's logic.
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It's a good case, But my distinct lack of grammar and usage of, would give me away.
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Re: Can someone put Berni's head in the middle of this? ta
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Where is Berni?
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Excellent. Rave Slum - can you talk us through this?
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I think he's having his severed head stapled to a noticeboard
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I sincerely hope that this is a gag on your part because the alternative is that you've had a
serious psychological episode. :-(
Get a grip, mm.
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I have not met Berni. He is the bloke from Jazz club?
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It's not Marve, it's fash. He's bored, you know
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Wait, Fash is Marve?
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It's all very well, but poor modd gets distressed by this stuff.
The poor lad's depressed as it is. There's no need to upset him further.
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My hair's gone funny.
I think I might have 'washed' it with conditioner this morning. It feels all greasy and matted :-(
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Fash is dead? So who am I? Where is Tony C?
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That's right Jorge I will post my X-ray photo to prove it.
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This is all a bit strange Berni. What's for dinner?
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Just for Men can do that to a chap
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f**k off.