C'mon, you have to admit that the name of the awards makes this a pretty funny picture, don't you?

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10-30-2015, 10:41 AM
Berni

C'mon, you have to admit that the name of the awards makes this a pretty funny picture, don't you?

https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/3edb5...627b00b1489d70
10-30-2015, 10:44 AM
Classic Jorge

You'd be a bit disappointed, wouldnt you?

I would be expecting something more along these lines...

http://empireonline.media/jpg/50/0/0...Barbarella.jpg
10-30-2015, 10:47 AM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas

I see she claims to possess 'large and unwieldy tits', but fails to supply pictorial evidence.

I call bull****.
10-30-2015, 10:50 AM
Classic Jorge

They look pretty wieldy to me

My, hasnt she grown up into a lovely strapping lad?

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/...k_2499024k.jpg
10-30-2015, 10:56 AM
Snin

i dont get it tbh ? i cant see anything funny and no tits ..i must be missing something
10-30-2015, 10:56 AM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas

They's a very confused non-binary, that's for sure.

I mean, they was supposed to be a lesbian, but, given that they has a child, they clearly stopped being a lesbian for a little while, at least. Now they can't be a lesbian because they isn't a woman.

They ought to make their bleeding mind up.
10-30-2015, 10:58 AM
Pat Vegas

The problem I have is

that I have no idea who this person is.

Who are they?
10-30-2015, 10:59 AM
Berni

Clearly her ownership of tits makes them unwieldy.

Because if she thinks those are large and unwieldy, God knows how she defined Allegra McKevedy's.

http://www.chrisjepson.com/stonewall...dy_CJP5424.jpg
10-30-2015, 11:08 AM
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler

They are a non-binary human accepting an award at a Women of the Year awards.

So essentially a fraud unless the award was related to being a freak.
10-30-2015, 11:12 AM
Classic Jorge

Maybe she was feeling particularly 1 or 0 at the time
10-30-2015, 11:12 AM
Berni

'Women of the Future', which makes it even funnier.
10-30-2015, 11:12 AM
Ashberto

What is a non-binary human?

I'm a little behind the curve on all this cutting-edge gender theory.

The databases I look after have two genders and until I am ordered to do otherwise, that is how it will stay.
10-30-2015, 11:13 AM
Berni

Dunno. I blame the digital world for all this binary shit. I'm strictly analogue, baby.

With the emphasis on 'anal', obvs.
10-30-2015, 11:13 AM
Classic Jorge

Couldnt you engineer some sort of sliding scale?

A gender heat map, maybe?
10-30-2015, 11:14 AM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas

Cisnormative oppressor klaxon!

http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/...20140316044801
10-30-2015, 11:15 AM
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler

A person that associates with both.

Born as 1, sometimes feels like one, sometimes feels like the other. Likes to be called they as calling them him or her would both offend and perhaps confuse them.

In summary, a wrong 'un.

One notch up from a Protestant.
10-30-2015, 11:15 AM
Jake

lol

I blame the Oxbridge lot - everyone I know who comes out of there starts blabbering on about "narrow cisgender perspective" and tuts at me for saying something looks/sounds/is generally "a bit gay".

:-(
10-30-2015, 11:16 AM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas

Wrong, wrong, wrong. It's not to do with one or the other.

What you describe is genderfluid or genderqueer.
10-30-2015, 11:18 AM
Classic Jorge

Sir Charlie, AWIMB diversity champion

I'm starting to have my suspicions, personally.

I reckon you're a little bit Grayson, nttawwtsot of course
10-30-2015, 11:18 AM
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler

Please excuse my ignorance on this issue.

We have a television (or radio) presenter that is gender fluid.

Modern Ireland eh. f**k me.
10-30-2015, 11:19 AM
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler

Hold the f**k on!

If they associate with neither then what are they, and please do not say non-binary. I won't accept that as an answer.

Which loo would they go to in a pub?
10-30-2015, 11:20 AM
Snin

what is his talkof binary as well? ive no idea whats going on tbh
10-30-2015, 11:20 AM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas

My sexuality is as fluid as my gender identity, j.
10-30-2015, 11:21 AM
Classic Jorge

Non binary, neither 1 nor 0
10-30-2015, 11:22 AM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas

Well, for a start they would reject the outmoded patriarchal oppression of labels on lavatories.

They are f**king mentals, is what they are.
10-30-2015, 11:22 AM
Classic Jorge

Thanks C, I'm flattered and a little curious
10-30-2015, 11:23 AM
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler

Mentals still need to pish.
10-30-2015, 11:24 AM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas

It's not gay if one of us is self-identifying as a woman at the time.

Or if we keep our eyes shut.
10-30-2015, 11:25 AM
Classic Jorge

Ah yes, but if we're both self identifying as a woman it's hot lesbian action

Let's have a massive AWIMB lez up!
10-30-2015, 11:27 AM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas

Like all the best lesbian movies, we need to be surprised by a hunky dishwasher repairman.

We'll invite Jack to give us a good, hard shag.
10-30-2015, 11:31 AM
Ashberto

Yes, a slider for now. Eventually allowing the user to define an animation in 3 dimensional space

if that it what is required to express their fluidity. Obviously some will find the restriction to a mere three dimensions to be an oppressively narrow perspective and will drive the push to expand the paradigm.
10-30-2015, 11:31 AM
Snin

but thats only because you cant get a stiffy imo..must be confusing and

disheartneing
10-30-2015, 11:32 AM
Ashberto

Oh yeah! Scissor me Xerxes!
10-30-2015, 11:34 AM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas

Well, I couldn't get a stiffy with you, anyway.

I think that says more about your technique than anything else :shrug:
10-30-2015, 11:35 AM
Classic Jorge

God yes, how repressive spectrums are

Gender needs to be defined in x, y and z co-ordinates

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