Cheers matey, I dont want to be this old
You're not even 40 are ya?
No, I'm 38. I'm technically further off my prime than I was at birth
No, it's all very depressing.
The toughest bit of being an atheist is actually accepting that nothing else is going to happen once I keel over
Still, a nice lay down and some peace and quiet
Hang on - how long have you been 38 for. Sure it's been a few years
You're getting me mixed up with Zsa Zsa Gabor and/or Kanu
Actually, I find that the easiest bit.
Become a catholic and you might yet get to Heaven.
There's not really much to it to be fair.
Are you a catholic converter now SW?
I like my little gags to involve current affairs.
I'm loving the **** they're in :cloud9:
As with the whole press voicemail scandal, I suspect VW are not alone in this
I'm intrigued J. You think your prime was around 18 years old?
Of course, I was at my peak fanny getting abilities anyway
Fighting them off with a ****ty stick, I was
Ahh gotcha, it's all about the poontang with you innit.
Well you and every other 18 year old hetro male. :hehe:
Get a shiner off that office skank :blow: It's is your birthday afterall...
"shiner"
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