Cooking just for yourself is a pain in the arse, isn't it? Who can be bothered?

I certainly can't. My wife is away for the week and I seem to have regressed. I have not eaten a meal off a plate since Sunday, preferring to grab handfuls of whatever I find in the fridge, shove them into my mouth and move on.

As I ate alternate handfuls of cold roast pork and cooked, cold cabbage left over from Sunday's dinner on Monday, I wondered if perhaps things had gone a little bit wrong. So last night I cooked. I made popcorn. With a microwave.

I expect I'll be going through people's bins by Friday. :shrug:

The stereotype food of students but a fine meal nonetheless.

Or cheese on toast.

Surely there will be some kebab action?

I'm thinking of making some Thai-style crab cakes tonight, but I'm worried that they won't hold together on the spit.

As well as extremely pissed.

You sir have surely moved into the area of 'takeaway food when one is alone'.

his chosen method of dealing with this issue is eating leftovers from the fridge.

Surely, under these circumstances, any caring friend would recommend the kebab option?

and eat what you like every night. Might die sooner than expected but it's great fun

I had the same sort of situation. Ended up sick a dog throwing up constantly.

It might have been that I had takeaway Pizza for 2 days in a row for each meal :hide:

so it didn't turn out to be the ****ing, junkfood, playstation fest I had envisaged.

And I think they alert the local coronary hospital unit when you order one... :nurse:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/foodanddrink/11633235/Pizza-Hut-j ust-put-eight-meat-pies-in-its-pizza-crust.html

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/...t_3319465b.jpg

Simply that I like to stick to the topic.

Ftr I nearly had a kebab for lunch just now but instead went for Nasi Goreng which I am hugely disappointed to admit came with a fried egg that was not soft / runny.

A man who has faced an over cooked egg may face any travail with impunity, sw.

pointless, inadequate, unsatisfactory and ultimately rather depressing thing. :-(

*******s to the merit of character building.


I think it was Shaw, George Bernard.

I love a deep pan pizza, me, it's literally my favourite variety but these stuffed crusts are a step too far

happens :-( I had it once in a Cafe Rouge (I know!) and complained. They told me company policy was not to serve runny eggs. :cry:

Less forgivably, I once had it happen in The Ritz. But, since someone else was paying and it was a business meeting, I felt it would have been wrong to send it back.

I expect it sounds a gentle as the breeze.

I did for a second think "bet Jorge would like that".

And there we have it.

Surely he reposes south of the border?

I mean, there's enough cheese/meat etc on the pizza, no?

Also, your crust is literally your reference point for the rigidity of the thing.

Stop this stuff crust madness

Also, are you playing in Rich's position today?

It's the thick end of the wedge. Quite liderally.

Well I say "I have" it's more the Mrs and her doughey kitchen aid stylings

Sure and indeed begorrah.

are not even done over there. They trial them here first. Like the Hotdog crust.

This country is becoming verrrrrrrry strange. I overheard some business types the other day talking about a WOW Factor Meeting.
:-(

I have had said dish in the past and been served crispy rashers, which admittedly were nice but not what I had asked for.

Nothing at all like the northern benefit junkies who eat at Pizza Hut.

Not that I dont like napoletana, romana or taglio. It's a broad church, just without Sophie from Peep Show and Dr Who

http://www.pizzahut.co.uk/locations

A pizza shouldn't look and taste like a cake, basics.

Like the provisional wing

I was using 'northern' in its most literal sense, meaning 'common'. :nod:

Except, of course, that refers to a certain town in Kent

I'm sure you had plenty of experience before you were married.

somebody says something 'Sucked' How weird did that sound.

You couldn't imagine saying it yourself.

Now everyone is talking like a c**t. Endless baseball expressions being used too.

:shrug:

I like Americans. Let Americans do that american stuff. I am in England and more or less English. When I go for dinner I don't want some fake chirpy woman referring to our table as 'HEY GUYS'

which as you know is anathema to my egalitarian principles.

It's a slippery slope.