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Alone for dinner. The fridge contains minced beef and lettuce.
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takeaway?
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Lo Fi burger?
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I was thinking of trying to be healthy.
I've eaten like a pig all week.
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Beefy laab? Yes I know it sounds disgusting, but I'm not going to be eating it.
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It's all about the zing zing, imo
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I am going to somewhere called Olives
It's not like Olive on the buses type cafe so I am told.
but it's free
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Don't they do healthy takeaways near you?
Or just get Berni to come round and tell him to bring the food
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Minced beef.
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Always felt sorry for her. She was presented as this disgustingly unattractive woman, but no-one
ever pointed out that all the men were hideously ugly as well.
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He lives in Kent and I live in Hertfordshire, so it's probably going to be cold
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Miss o'Jenny innit.
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It's a show of deception. Blakey always looked like an old man
yet 10 years younger than Reg Varney.
Of course you must have seen the Reg Varney first cash machine plaque in Enfield.
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It's all up North to me
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Spice up the mince and stick it in the lettuce leaves?
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Nonsense, these are fine examples of the top end of the 70s male market
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Popeye Bluto and Wimpy were no oil paintings
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Of course. I pointed it out to someone. They looked at me funny
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Always thought Bluto could have done better than Olive Oyl tbh.
But he was mad for raping her for some reason :shrug:
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Minced beef and onions? Smash? Frozen peas?
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I would get a takeaway.
Or at least stop on the way home and pick up additional items, though I would expect your store cupboard already has plentiful kitchen staples and spices.
You are 50. Mince and lettuce ffs.
I did think of that very nice Thai thing I have had a few times but I see B has already pissed all over that.
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I hope it's chips, it's chips, I hope it's chips
Some of the youngsters may not get the reference - maybe no one will
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birdseye Steakhouse grills imo.
Not sure what they actually were, tbh. Weird, rubbery quality. Dwlicious, though.
They're probably illegal under EU law these days. :-(
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Ooh, I want Bird's Eye frozen beefburgers served in crispy rolls.
Like-a da mama used to make!
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We'll never see that ad on telly again
I think the black chap saying "fried onion rings" was a bit too chalky white for most
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I'd never had a fried onion ring at that point. I thought it must be something black
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I would buy some baps and make a burger. Add some mayo and you're good to go.
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Jerk Onion Rings? You might be on to something there
Jerk batter, eh? Like KFCGTi
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I'm remembering how steakhouse grills would curl up as you grilled them, making them concave and
thus allowing all the grease to pool.
I also remember that sort of squeaked as you ate them.
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Your mum loves my jerk batter
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First they leaked some sort of scummy water, though.
I remember the squeaking now you mention it.
f**k it, I'm going to mould the mince into burgers and scoff it wrapped in lettuce.
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They were honestly quite delicious, though. I can only assume they were mostly fat, salt and msg.
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Oh come on.
How the hell did you miss the "your mum" tap-in there?
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We've retired this, well done Croydon
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There's an even wider open goal at the top of this thread - a post containining the words 'baps'
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I will do this, but using lettuce instead of baps.
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she is god's shrieky, strung out, fvcked-up 29 year old groupie hipster grifter.
