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Things which are better in the US than the UK.
In the movies, our hero and heroine order 'take out' to be delivered to their loft apartment in New York, and eat it with chopsticks from these:
http://takeawayblog.5pm.co.uk/wp-con...e-take-out.jpg
We get to drive down to the Sun Do and lean on the laminated counter reading a 3 day old Daily Mirror, then end up with this ****.
http://www.picturescolourlibrary.co....go/2173217.jpg
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Think i might have to get chicken balls and chips when i come over in May

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Don't they have the chinee there, bgm?
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My girlf skyped me earliet to say she'd picked me up a massive lokshun pudding

I'm currently practicing my fake 'grateful' face for when I discover it has sultanas in it :-(
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You have the odd all you can eat place, lots of Thai restaurants. None of your places
you described where you go in and ask for a 24, 43 etc...
Nearly all the McDonalds have shut down here and there's just one drive through left :-(
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our one does boxes like this one from jasmine garden london
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Blimey. No proper chinee, a lack of MaccyDs...
best come home before it's too late.
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she meant she'd picked me up a massive shunt in her pudding

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It's never really appealed to me, the lokshen pudding. It looks so dull.
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Americans.
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This stuff is good
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It's pretty dull, to be fair. That's why most people spruce it up with sultanas and other exotic
ingredients.
But I like it bland and lifeless for sentimental reasons It reminds me of my childhood.
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It's good, the old grannies at the Jewish community centre used to give it to me
I pretended to be a hebrew and it was well worth it. Obviously the subterfuge wasn't going to last if they dug too deeply, mind.
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bet they did ..bet they did ..filthy old bints..anything for a shekel..even you

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Why were you visiting a Jewish Community Centre? Presumably not just for the lokshun pudding?
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You cannot deny the bottom one looks good.
If you do, you are a liar.
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In the stetl. Everyone gathered for dinner.
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Skype, how cool.
Your missus sounds like a good laugh.
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No sweet and sour pork balls. Disappointing.
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aaaargh, attack of the giant takeaway box
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I was bunking off, waiting for my dad to piss off out to work so I could smoke his weed
I've a long history of passing as a jew, it comes with the territory of going to school in north west london.
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I actually think sweet and sour is vile.
As in chinese takeaway sweet and sour.
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Bit bored?
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oh it is a tad big isnt it

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get the feck out
you *******s .. its orrible in hong kong style with it over everyting but as an acidey, vinegrary sauce in a cup..its bloody there mate ..its there
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Good for dipping your balls in.
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The only photo I recall seeing of you, you had a passing resemblance to Gok Wan
who is definitely not a Jew.
Fair play if you swung that one.
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Don’t get all fancy Hong Kong bollocks with me you welsh c**t
Mine comes from Dublin 16, not Hong Kong, and it’s f**king rank. As it has been on most occasions I have ever had it.
The sweet & sour flavour from a Thai for example, lovely. Even an indian, lovely.
Chinese, rank.
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Do you let it cool down?
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Too fruity for me, I'm afraid.
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Me, a Chinaman?
You could check out my twitter profile for proof of my not looking like an asian hommer.
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Not at all.
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Service... We're really shit at that, along with the rest of Northern Europe...
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i refuse to agree with your statement tbh
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I appreciate that Disneyland Paris v US shouldn't necessarily be a benchmark
and the gap has closed, as we've learned primarily from them any way but the overall ethos of customer service is still far higher in the US.
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my trips to u.s.a either give me f**king annoying over top fake service OR damn rude ohio
dont give a f**k trailer trasdh ****s..so i REALLY cant agree still sorry . I find munich, Hamburg, Amsterdam , Oxford, Reading , Cardiff, Norway,Tignes, and man y many other places great service :-) Latvia..now they were rude cnuts ..except one woman..but i think she wanted to be my bride tbh
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guns
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Beef.
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Grain fed nonsense.