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I'm working with some indian chaps at the moment
I have to say, cracking lads with excellent turnaround times but some of their mores are a bit odd.
Everything is "ya" or "yasure". They also seem to have gotten away from the english influence of over politeness and feel happy in ending a phone/skype call without the requisite sign offs.
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Have you been doing the needful, though?
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The requirement is very much on them to, tbh
Twiffic lads, the indians.
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"Cracking lads" you patronising, imperialist tosser. Did you expect them to be a bunch of
unctuous, head wobbling incompetents then?
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I like the head wobble tbh, doesn't seem as popular in Delhi as it is in Kolkata
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My limited experience of working with indian companies is thst they do tend to want to re-negotiate
The financial agreement. Again amd again.......
Quite frustratng but seemingly standard in their business culture.
As i say though, limited experience.
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Ask them what they think of Pakistanis
My Indian colleague has some quite forthright views on that subject.
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I sit near one of each. Always fun to bring up their war.
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I left a Delhi nightclub at 4 a.m. with a group of pissed up Indian mates.
They piled into their Mercs and Porsches and screeched around the streets screaming 'Kill The Moozies' to each other, until they found a stream of mopeds carrying chaps in hats on their way to morning prayers, when they swerved around trying to knock them off, adding plenty of rich abuse.
All good clean fun, of course.
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I've steered clear of that, I don't want them to call me on Mountbatten
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I think the average Combat 18 member would blench at the number of times an otherwise mild-
mannered Hindu will happily use the term '[racist term removed]'. And, if anything, Sikhs are even worse.
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To be fair, though, Mountbatten didn't actually kill anyone, did he?
The Indians seemed to manage that remarkably well all on their own.
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Well he made a massive dog's dinner of the partition and millions died as a result
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Indeed, did he not plead with Gandhi to delay the date of partition to allow people to travel
to safer areas?
He's going to tell me which bit was Thatcher's fault in a minute.
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Don't you ever get bored with regurgitating the same ignorant bollocks?
You MUST get tired of it sometimes.
Does Thatcher make you do it?
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Indeed - I was interviewing a chap with a Pakistani background
and an Indian colleague loudly told me (in easy earshot of the candidate) "You can't employ a [racist term removed]".
Interestingly, the same guy sued the company for racial discrimination when he was made redundant.
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Not really, it's an accepted fact.
And, just so we're clear, you're ahead on Thatch mentions. Even with this post
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Don't you ever get bored with regurgitating the same ignorant bollocks?
You MUST get tired of it sometimes.
Does Skinner make you do it?
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Who asked you, dullard?
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There's a certain Nicos element to it but it works. Nicely done my friend :driving:
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Since he had about as much control over partition as I have over the global oil price, I hardly
think that is a fair criticism.
He had both sides pushing hard for immediate partition (and slaughtering each other whenever they got the chance), the Attlee government demanding we withdraw and the yanks threatening to call in our debts if we weren't out sharpish. It would have been a near-impossible balance for a diplomat of genius, but for a slightly dim aristo like Mountbatten (whose wife was also getting shafted by notable piss-drinker Nehru), it was a complete non-starter.
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Who oversaw the redrawing of the map?
Here's a crazy suggestion, maybe we could've put someone qualified (by anything other than blood) in charge.
Also, you seem to be blaming the americans here. Surely they, along with the british upper classes, are immune from any criticism.
You'll be blaming Thatcher next
(2-2, C)
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As I said, you could have put anyone in charge and the result would have been the same.
That's just how the tide of history was going, basically. Mountbatten was helpless.
It suits the left to blame him because
a/he was posh
b/he was English
c/ blaming the Indians for murdering each other in millions would be unthinkable for the left because they're just ignorant savages who can't be expected to think for, control, or take responsibility for themselves, can they?
Honestly, the sheer level of neo-colonial condescension inherent in your reflexive blaming of the British would be funny if it weren't so spectacularly racist. You are essentially saying that it was our job as colonial masters to take care of the Indians because they were too helpless, backwards and stupid to do it for themselves. In other words, you're essentially endorsing the imperial world view.
Oh, the irony. :hehe:
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That's one reading of it, though it'd be the wrong one
As I said, it's pretty much an accepted fact he was incompetent. Obviously he only got the job because of who he is, rather than any sort of meritocratic qualification.
Clearly he wasn't helped by the fact he was under pressure from all sides and being cuckolded to boot but to say that the map was arbitrarily drawn would be an understatement, and his slapdash actions have had repercussions right up to the present day.
Also, I wasn't specifically blaming him for the internecine fighting but for the migration the bodged redrawing necessitated, which resulted in hundreds of thousands dying on the road from malnutrition, disease and exhaustion.
Do you not think, as the rulers at the time, there was not a duty of care there? Honestly, your refusal to ever accept that the upper class could be in any way would be funny if it wasn't so scary.
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I don't think he was particularly competent, but as I say, I don't think Jesus Christ could have
saved the Indians from themselves at that point. There was no time allowed for the proper drawing of the map. The British wanted out ASAP. The Indians on all sides wanted the British out immediately and the Americans wanted the British out immediately. In those circumstances - and when every single option available is likely to have bloody and horrible consequences - I'd defy anyone to get it 'right'.
I hold absolutely no brief for Mountbatten or the English upper classes, btw. I just object to people making convenient historical scapegoats when it suits their prejudices and political purposes rather than acknowledge the genuine impossibility of the situation.