It seems wrong for there to be an air crash story on the news without Sir C here to use arcane

jargon about 'pings' and 'vectors' and whatnot.

He loves a good plane crash, does Sir C.

:hehe:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2898781/Is-Britain-s -flashiest-playboy-25m-hotelier-known-Danny-Lambo-owns-Lambo rghinis-boasts-jetset-lifestyle-mixing-supermodels-royalty-p op-stars.html

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/...0545240098.jpg

We were being constantly told that them darn Rooskies shot it down but it's all gone quiet over there.
I'm quite keen on the conspiracy theory that the Yanquis' attack-dogs in the area shot it down thinking that it was Putin's plane. :sherlock:

http://www.impdb.org/images/thumb/6/...dFlashback.png

I fuggin like that conspirass, mind.

Maybe they did shoot Putin's plane down and he's been replaced by Game of Thrones' Roose Bolton.

Branson is a filthy perv, no doubt.

http://awoiaf.westeros.org/images/th...e_tvseries.jpg

Expect me to die from a bizarre incident involving an umbrella and some ricin now.

I think Branson's sexual peccadilloes are pretty much a matter of record, tbh. Grubby little man.

acting tough.

saunas and drink vodka whilst shooting chechen mad mulahs in a barrell imo