Might have to get the bobble hat out of the membership pack for tomorrow.
Though I fear it might look somewhat ridicules.
I'm going to be christmas shopping.
All bundled up in coat and scarf and then step into the heat of a packed Selfridges :-(
I have to go out with my girlfriend while she buys a dress for a christmas party
Oof. That can't end well.
Whatever you say will be wrong :-(
There was a bobble hat? Bugger, I c**ted my pack straight in the bin
"can you just pick one and hurry up" will probably be said on numerous occasions.
They key is to be as obnoxious and irritable as possible whilst shopping. Then you get parked in
the man creche. Admittedly, that's pricier where you are but it's a price worth paying imo...
dont be mental its saturday! too busy go tuesday imo
I did that the other year. Got the lot from one swoop on Upper Street.
It's def a thing. Though Waterstones had sold out of Dennis' autobiography last year.
I had a temporary panic in the doorway of HSBC before Stoke Newington Bookshop bailed me out.
Good old North London.
especially if its for a works christmas party you not going too..and she gets some
muff tickler mini dress and crotchless panties imo #freeofficepartyslappers
Look mate, not all our women are trollops like yours.
you are such a grumpy cnut these days imo
hairline trigger on getting wound up..thoguht you'd grow up a bit by now
:fishing:
You obviously confused it with one of your books!
i loves you buddy
and i can take it.. i just thought we both liked waiting for missus
to come back after office party with man juice dribbling down her leg *taken from readers letters Fiesta circa 80's :titsup: weird times Bill...soft porn but letters about your missus getting shagged by pedro the waiter and coming back dribbling and calling the writer a pathetic c**t..they loved it
you are bantering the shithouse out of m today
sorry one day blends into another especially on awimb i guess..this week?
