In all seriousness though, which of our players would bring a cricket bat to training?
Managed to find a PUMA one. Well done lads.
Per "The White Ambrose" Mertesacker
Our kit manufacturer's PR, I'm guessing.
True. Ordinarily, I'd have said the medical staff trying to drum up trade, but ..
Kieran 'Lance' Gibbs obv.
Although, to be fair. it seems young Jack is aware of things
It's odd, isn't it. You'd have thought there'd be some solidarity amongst fellow rhythm-sectionists.
Can't believe you didn't go for the Theo "Clyde" Walcott line
or perhaps the less well-known Callum "Maurice" Chambers
I think we all just get a little bit nervous when large groups of Germans gather in one place, bang
drums, wave flags and start uttering slogans in unison.
We just call that Saturdays here
And I most certainly will not be replying to other peoples threads.
The answer is Jack of course.
Is Theo Walcott a relation of the late, great Sir Clyde Walcott?
I think I've heard that before and they do look alike. However, I suspect that it isn't true.
I never realised we had so many West Indian players tbh.
No - there was some stuff about that when we signed him but it turned out to be bollocks
Young Moeen is doing well, isn't he?
Clyde Walcott denied being related to him, didn't he?
Mind you, like most West Indian cricketers, Clyde had a fair few by-blows sprinkled about the place. I doubt he'd have known without a DNA test.
We've actually got three "W"s, nowadays, haven't we, so if the soccerball thing doesn't work out. .
Though intriguing that he died soon after making his denial
Tbf we have a lot more w's
At my house, it's known as "payday".
Managed to catch the highlights of the game on Wednesday
looked a superb knock - shame about the rest of the useless f**kers. We can blame the batsmen but the death bowling is atrocious and 17 wides (not much more than the margin of victory) is quite shocking for a international team.
Hope we get to see Taylor and Hales at some point
What is of more interest to me is his bowling. How has he gone from a part time spinner to being
actually quite good?
Beautiful action.
People who had seen him a lot always maintained he was more than a part-timer
and I think he's proved that. Magnificent beard as well
I don't think that's awfully funny, LA.
