My new plan for an Arsenal back 5

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11-23-2014, 02:37 PM
Herr Floyd - PEGIDA

My new plan for an Arsenal back 5

When the clown arrived in 97 he deployed a back 5 and it worked. We must return to this to ensure a resurgence against the enemy. Awimb, I propose the following

1. Martinez (Szczeney is dropped for being a c**t)
2. Bellerin
3. Monreal (Gibbs is dropped for being a c**t)
4. Mertesacker
5. Chambers
6. Hayden
7. Flamini
8. Ramsey
9. Chamberlain
10. Sanchez
11. Welbeck

This will remain until the 100million pounds defensive panzer division investment is deployed in january. Herr Hitler and Herr Himmler will be our new Management Team and I will become Director of Football. Arsene will be ...ahem ... disposed of.

Awimbers will bow to my every post else be dealt with.

HF
11-23-2014, 02:39 PM
Hendon Gooner (Only Easy Day Was Yesterday))

Don't include any currency symbols or hash symbols in the body of message..

This site just wipes out any text containing such characters..
11-23-2014, 02:40 PM
Herr Floyd - PEGIDA

Thanks Hendon I just worked that one out.
11-23-2014, 02:43 PM
Classic Jorge

Here's the latest pic of Isaac Hayden, possibly a leeetle beet short for Dortmund

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B1Sx8_rIgAAAwqI.jpg
11-23-2014, 02:45 PM
'Neg

Medical staff to be sent to the gas chamber. Think Flyd forgot to mention that one
11-23-2014, 02:47 PM
Classic Jorge

A good, honest, decent British Gas Chamber maintained by an upstanding aryan like Ross

http://www.britishgas.co.uk/blog/upl...ze_650_289.jpg
11-23-2014, 02:50 PM
Ben.

tbf most of our players could use a concentration camp

it's something they all seem devoid of
11-23-2014, 02:51 PM
Herr Floyd - PEGIDA

An oversight from my assistant who will be shot

Do we have anyone in the under 12's available at short notice?
11-23-2014, 02:52 PM
'Neg

Sorry to say Flyd, but that sounds very much like Arsene talk tbh
11-23-2014, 02:53 PM
Classic Jorge

Semi "Chubby" Ajayi
11-23-2014, 02:53 PM
'Neg

Ross from Rochester?
11-23-2014, 02:54 PM
Classic Jorge

I always knew Strood was by-election curious
11-23-2014, 03:02 PM
'Neg

vg j. What happened to Strood the awimber btw?

Which handle is he is using?
11-23-2014, 03:09 PM
Classic Jorge

berni

Not really, I think he met Danny Dyer and ****ed himself to death shortly after
11-23-2014, 03:13 PM
Herbette Chapman - aged 15

Her Floyd..my genius has been deployed on the Wenger 'problem'. Simply murdering the

old tit will land one or both of us in Jail. Instead we will kidnap the dopey old frog-scoffer, whisk him off to Switzerland and deliver him to Dignitas, along the requisite paperwork, properly signed by Wenger authorising his own euthanasia.

Our friends in the rabid, right wing tabloids will tell the story we feed them - how Wenger took a snap decision to end it all when he realised he wouldn't be able to face Chelsea's taunts in April when they are already champions and some 30 points ahead.
11-23-2014, 03:45 PM
Herr Floyd - PEGIDA

a splendid plan Herr Chapman

I appoint you as Director of Communications and propaganda. Your first task is to have Jorge disposed of in any fashion you choose. Nobody will bat an eye even if his bloody, beaten corpse turns up on the doorsteps of Highbury House. In fact it will be rejoiced by both left and right.
11-23-2014, 04:23 PM
Herbette Chapman - aged 15

I will be honoured to deal with the troublesome trotskyite Mein Herr. Those same right wing

tabloids will soon be reporting the curious case of the greedy Yorkshireman who choked to death while trying set a new world tripe swallowing record :nod: