I spent 24 hours in Belgium last week and contracted orbital cellulitis.
Even the air in that place is accursed.
Allez Le Fennecs!
You can get fat legs from listening to electronic dance music from the 90s?
The man shaft looked worryingly good there.
Mind you, quite hard to judge when Portugal were so remarkably ****.
The one time Pepe's absolute idiocy catches up with him
Should have been sent off for pushing the ref when the blatant penalty was given. But Germany do look rather decent. Khedira is getting back to full fitness and makes a hell of a difference and loved the movement and combination of the front three. That Özil lad looks useful.
They'll lose in the semis of course
Pepe must have the IQ of a Belgian.
Özil Looked absolutely amazing. Does he play like that for us?
It's interesting that no one has suggested that Podolski play up front if they waver from the Falsch Neun concept. It's apparently Klose or no one.
their biggest problem seems to be
an inability to clone Philipp Lahm, where are all the full backs?
What about the *****phile lad from Rab C Nesbitt, is he injured?
http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/Ac...900927-524.jpg
I almost felt sorry for Cristiano Ronaldo
for having to play with that bunch of no-hopers.
They're so predictably feeble. Algeria, Greece, Portugal, Belgium. Shit. Send them home.
Ozil was excellent, the lad Kroos was pretty decent as well
If Götze could finish... Though Mesut missed a good chance as well
Müller really doesn't look like a footballer but he seems to cope with it quite well
I love Muller, the striker I could have been!
Love the fact he manages to always look scruffy and as though nothing fits him

they serve no purpose whatsoever
Can't remember him playing there for them recently
If they wanted another striker they could have called up Kießling who has a scharfes S in his name and everything. Özil will be like that and better next year

Trying to work out who that could be
They left the Dortmund left back Schmelzer out of the squad for some reason but it does seem weird that they basically play with four centre halves. Lahm had a bit of a nightmare first 25 minutes or so though
My God, imagine if Özil was spelled Ößil

He really would be unplayable.
I do love Belgian legs myself tbh
You should stay away from mucky ladies imo.
I assume orbital collitis is a social disease akin to bad Aids?