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I hate when a trampy fella asks for a light. I try to light it for him so I have no contact with him
then he goes and puts his trampy leather hands on mine to block the wind :-(
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You should never allow a tramp to touch you, f.
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That's how you get leprosy. And AIDS, obvs.
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if you urinate and/or vomit on them, it casts out their illness and improves their state of mind
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I think it's a reasonable expectation for him to avoid touching you.
Make it the last time you offer him a light.
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Well to teach him a lesson I tipped him out of his wheelchair into the road.
You'd have been proud of me.
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They are some right privileged bunch, the homeless, here in Scandinavia. Right entitled.
In winter time a few years ago I was at work, it was absolutely freezing (around -15 degrees celsius or summink)and I saw a homeless guy with his shopping cart freezing his *******s off in the snow outside. I bring him a large hot cup of coffee and he bloody declined saying: "Thanks, but I don't drink coffee". The nerve!
Few weeks later I offered another homeless man who said he needed cigarettes a pack of menthol ones(I was holding 'em for a friend, I can assure you), and he goes: "I don't smoke menthol".
Ungrateful *******s the lot* of 'em.
*two of them at least
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I had that once. Dodgy woman asked me for a cigarette. Here you go. 'Oh I hate Marlboro'
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She was probably trying to strike up a conversation with you, hoping to get laid
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Not interested in her advances. Plus she was a homeless type.
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would you bang a tramp if you were really desperate?
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Imagine the smells
![Puke](images/smiley_icons/puke.gif)
Rather just pick up a fat, hygienic chick.
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Maybe. Occasionally you do see a hot won.
There is one just behind canon street station.
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I've never seen a hot one, or even thought about it before
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needs a trip through the carwash.
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Good reality show format imo: Britain's Hottest Homeless
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Ramsey's Homeless Nightmares
Gordon tries to turn an array of piss-drinking tramps into Michelin starred chefs etc
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I like it. It's not exploitative. How come they don't apply for Big Brother. ***FREE RENT****
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Homeless under the hammer.
Where they auction off cardboard boxes, collections of fag ends and other crap.
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Or it could be like Blind Date crossed with Russian Roulette whereby you have three girls/guys you
could go out with who all look normal, but one is secretly a homeless with history of childhood trauma, substance abuse and deep-seated mental issues.
Which one do you pick?
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We all know the latter one is the better one in the sack
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Or they just batter one homeless person after another, with a hammer.
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Exactly. But she might stab you, rob you, give you a disease or all three.
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Tramp's got talent
get a load of tramps to have a talent contest
and on ITV2 Tramp's got more talent
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oooh I like it, and one's a tranny
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Like an extreme version of bumfights.
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Or about gogglecardboardbox where they all gather outside dixons window and watch shows.
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"Have you got £0.10 for a cup of tea?"