I am writing my shopping list what do I need?

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05-28-2014, 04:00 PM
Pat Vegas

I am writing my shopping list what do I need?
05-28-2014, 04:01 PM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas

Toilet roll, tissues, shallots, lemons, fags.
05-28-2014, 04:02 PM
Mc Gooner

A pen and a £1 for the trolley
05-28-2014, 04:02 PM
Pat Vegas

Spot on so far.
05-28-2014, 04:03 PM
Pat Vegas

I stole the weird blokes pencil as he has left for the day. I had to grab the bull in a chinashop.
05-28-2014, 04:03 PM
Classic Jorge

Jubblies, jubblies are literally the best thing about summer
05-28-2014, 04:04 PM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas

Potatoes; Maris Piper and Charlotte. Savoy cabbage. Pasta. Mozarella. Capers.

Worst Ready Steady Cook bag ever.
05-28-2014, 04:06 PM
Berni

Do you mean ladies' bosoms, j? Have you gone a bit sodd?

Not that I disagree, of course. Ladies' 'jubblies' are indeed splendid. wd ladies.
05-28-2014, 04:06 PM
Pat Vegas

Is that show still on? I hope they increased the budget as £5 won't get you much.

5 days worth of food at Iceland perhaps.
05-28-2014, 04:13 PM
Berni

I've got a chicken casserole waiting at home apparently.

Stew, in other words. :-(
05-28-2014, 04:14 PM
Berni

Ha! Jack Monroe (a lesbian person) is always cooking stuff for 79p in The Guardian.

It all sounds rank, though.
05-28-2014, 04:15 PM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas

Your favourite.

Especially made with delicious flavoursome chicken. :hehe:
05-28-2014, 04:15 PM
Pat Vegas

This seems impossible. I can't go anywhere without spending a tenner these days.

I really don't see what I could make with 79p
perhaps some cheap lentils and an onion.
Can of cheap beans and one roll.
05-28-2014, 04:16 PM
Classic Jorge

Not at all, I mean the iced rhomboids

Literally better than tits
05-28-2014, 04:16 PM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas

I still don't understand how she's a lesbian when SHE HAS A CHILD.

Which you and I pay for, naturally.
05-28-2014, 04:17 PM
Classic Jorge

Fritte petit au vinegrette

Small chips with vinegar
05-28-2014, 04:18 PM
Pat Vegas

I had some hot and spicy BBQ chicken and lamb yesterday.

My arsehole is suffering for it today.

And it wasn't due to some sort of free food in exchange for my arse programme.
05-28-2014, 04:19 PM
Pat Vegas

You've been up North too long. The only food bargain I can see around near my place is

the chicken shop sells 10 wings for £1.80 for me this seems like good value
05-28-2014, 04:21 PM
Berni

It's sweet that I'm ill and she wants to cook for me, but I do wish she wouldn't.

There's never enough salt in there for one thing. And she makes things like vegetarian chilli, panzanella or chicken stew. Or worse: something 'plain and wholesome' :cry:

Who would ever associate the words 'plain and wholesome' with something good to eat, ffs? That's how you'd describe an ugly woman, not a decent meal.
05-28-2014, 04:22 PM
Pat Vegas

I am filled with dread when I hear, Let's have something nice tonight.

'like a nice soup'
05-28-2014, 04:29 PM
Berni

Yes. It's important that people understand that soup is either what you have before a meal or

instead of a meal. It is NOT a meal.
05-28-2014, 04:31 PM
Classic Jorge

It's a drink, for starters. You can't have a meal that also could fit in a cup

And lets be honest here, who's got time to drink soup from a bowl with a spoon? Like eating peas with chopsticks imo
05-28-2014, 04:35 PM
redgunamo

Yes. Aren't these the sort of issues that ought to be ironed out *before* inviting the

vicar in to pronounce sentence?
05-28-2014, 04:54 PM
Harry Balls

To get the f**k to the shops and stop debating on here

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