have we heard from Withnail recently - I'm a tad worried
..about our cup final tickets. And his good self, of course. The last I heard he was being molested by marabou in some safari hotel in Kenya.
it's ok...he's home and even interviewed by the telly people..
I never realised he was a middle-aged Geordie woman with a burnt nose tbf.

If the terrorists had come after me I would have set the evil beasts on them. Scary buggers.
The Marabou not the terrorists. Nowhere near Somalia thank God
My Friday night outfit. Not to be confused with my Saturday night leather and Whips
I prefer holiday inn when I go down market
Ungawa! Tarzan always said that to animals and they did what he wanted.
Si Jambo. Only there 4 days and my Swahili did not come on leaps and bounds

Going back to that hotel though. Wonderful place
Nobody waiting for me at Brum airport. Not important enough obv.
I can't fathom why anyone would risk it over there in the first place
The place gets plundered more often than my fridge :shrug:
Business, but I was a long way from the border
Shouldn't that be I IS a tad worried?