My pitta breads were mouldy. I ate them anyway.

It's basically just penicillin, isn't it? I'll be fine, won't I? http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/ohwell.gif

the after taste was like i had put my tongue on a battery

I ate a sandwich made from mouldy bread when I first met my inlaws, how's that for proving your innate english politeness?

They were naturally mortified but I was instantly thought of as a well mannered and polite fellow.

Him, not you.

she'd served had been three days out of date :-|

Girlfriend now in bed with a dicky tummy.

Bloody thieving, bum-raping Turks. :furious:

Worse than Hitler.

Is this some sort of internet record?

no beer though :-(