What the f*ck is a Jack Monroe and why won't it f*ck off and take its awful tattoos, leftovers and

absurd, bourgeois pretence that anyone who is actually hard up reads Guardian articles about food with it?

I mean, it's not a meal if you dont have red meat.

It's at best a starter.

in a Smug Self-Righteous Hypocrisy Sauce.

Sick of her.

Some decent recipes though tbh.

*Assuming you have ten half-used tins of awful hippy ****e open in your cupboards.

There's some intersectionality, if you will.

If I were a downtrodden prole, I think I'd probably see it as the do-gooding middle classes telling me what to do and how I should live yet a-f*cking-gain and tell her to stick it up her bum.

Can you spot the internal contradiction in her Wikipedia entry here? (Clue: the use of the word 'forced')

Quote:

Monroe gained a profile in the British press for her recipes for ultra-affordable meals, which she created after she left her job at Essex County Fire and Rescue Service and was forced as a single mother to find cheap ways to feed herself and her son.

I think I'd rather starve than swear off meat.

There's a reason Findas Crispy Pancakes still sell well.

So, unless the three year old was remarkably self sufficient I would say she was pretty forced to look after him.

No wonder the poor chap left if his bird started pretending to like lezzing up. Her own fault.

Quote:

It insisted, however, on her doing two days and two nights. The nights were 15 hours long and the job was based in Brentwood, which is 30 miles away. She applied for a transfer to a job cooking in the canteen. Or installing smoke alarms in people's houses. "It got to the point where they just thought I was being a pain," she says. "I think at the time the top seven ranks in Essex fire service were exclusively men. My boss's attitude was: when you chose to have a baby why didn't you think this through?"

I'm starting to hate you and C for making me defend her though.

Jack. She's deffo a pretendy dyke.

Absolutely impossible. Or, to put it another way, why bother when there are any number of daft c**ts having 55% of their hard-earned stolen by the Revenue to shower on the tattooed, lazy, indolent wastes of skin generated by 70 years of socialism.

In response to an assualt against proles who don't grow their own organic gravy-plants or some such.

watching porn and scratching her arse - drive a taxi, do painting and decorating, etc for cash in hand? Or, failing that, feign some sort of workplace injury and go on the sick?

No initiative, that's her problem.

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They should all be gassed, etc, etc.

Hideous, sweaty, middle aged men in Ford Focuses aren't going to suck their own cocks, ffs!

driven a Ford Focus.

Which is a waste, given all the firemen she used to hang around with

I wear trousers. :-(

by offering state and local-authority subsidised housing?

Or would it be the socialism that didn't exist in the previous century when the lower orders were still considered by some as lazy, indolent wastrels?

Short of signing up for sensibleshoes.com, getting a poster of Claire Balding and playing rugby, she couldn't have been much more explicit about it, could she?

Where do babies come from? If two ladies rub their boobies together (or whatever dorty lezzas do) does a baby appear?

No. I believe a man is required to do a naughty with the lady.

So only AFTER the child support and the housing benefit has she discovers she loves not the cock.

Suspicious.

This is the sort of thing

http://l1.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/fZ...0139571251.jpg

least - what? - the next ten years?

impregnate her, the better to rape the benefits system and ensure that I have to engage in some HIGHLY expensive tax, erm, 'planning'.

specialised accountants and solicitors to exploit? It's not fair.