MasterChef new series starts next Wednesday

Does Neg pretend to like Irn-Bru?
I used to when I was going out with a Scottish girl for 4 years.
It's not very nice when it's not cold. The Irn-Bru that is.
What's the one people have with ice cream? Tizer?
Good thing you didn't make any hideous ginger babies tbh.
Michel Roux Jr has left the BBC though.

How is that bald f**k still there?
Oi, there's nothing wrong with being ginger
Certainly not in comparison to being belgian
I have horrible, disgusting, (bald) visions of Tom Kerridge and Gregg Wallace sharing the screen.
God no, I'm neither flemmish or balloon
Cupping each others balls with ladles.
you leave the lovely Tom alone

I bet his lovely titties are all saggy now he's lost some weight.