One of the disadvantages of the Liverpool match is that we'll give 10,000 tickets to scousers
I thought it was only 9,000?
Indeed it is, you have passed the test once again

It also makes the Brian Munching game a cat A, I gather.
unless you're Spurs that is
They're the 4th best side in England?
I'll leave that to your imagination!
No, go on Nicosia, tell us. ;)
Not anything to do with that Suarez fella per chance?
I'll tell you if you change your handle as I can take you seriously
Wee Mikey's riveting insights if it's on BT Sport would be on my list

Yes, please change your username. It's made of poo.

I just can't understand why he has chosen such a name
And he's a chef, I gather. Would you knowingly eat in his restaurant?