The wife spent about a grand on fireworks for tonight. Germans

Do they happen to look like this?
If only. We've got plenty of that sort of thing about the place already.
In your experience, red, are all German women clinically insane
or is it just all the ones I meet? Maybe it is a Bavarian thing - most things are around here
Re: The wife spent about a grand on fireworks for tonight. Germans

Since meeting the wife I've always avoided them, to be honest :shudder:
Occupational hazard here - on the plus side at least they like their beer
They're brilliant really; God's finest work. It's just that it's best to avoid them, if poss.
or just meet them while drunk
It is going to be a long Sylvester
Right. Like World War 2 basically. And that's just in my front garden.
Just wait for the Americans to turn up :chief:
Good card players, apparently... :major:

Unlike you to miss a pic opportunity >
Re: Do they happen to look like this?
And, lest we forget, they do love their sausage too.

Two weeks late and he'll drone the house next door.

Followed by an invoice for his efforts. That takes 60 years to pay off.