Possibly the best headline ever.
That is all.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/children-evacuated-from -swimming-pool-after-prosthetic-leg-mistaken-for-*****phile- 9010525.html
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Possibly the best headline ever.
That is all.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/children-evacuated-from -swimming-pool-after-prosthetic-leg-mistaken-for-*****phile- 9010525.html
I don't give a ****.
In 1984 nobody was nonced off
In 1985 nobody was nonced off
In 1986 nobody was nonced off
In 1987 nobody was nonced off
In 1988 somebody was nonced off
In 1989 nobody was nonced off
somehow.
A good sub should have got that.
as the story in my mind will be the same as the article.
Which it was in this case.
I was mildly put out to discover that the man hadn't selected me over all the other kids as I watched him go around the pool doing the same thing (grabbing between our legs) to everyone else :-(
In 1983 my dad didn't nonce anyone off
In 1984 my dad didn't nonce anyone off
In 1985 my dad didn't nonce anyone off
In 1986 my dad nonced off ONE child
In 1987 my dad didn't nonce anyone off
In 1988 my dad didn't nonce anyone off
counts now? Does it?
There just seems to have been a lot of it about and none of it ever came my way.
His surname is Gash.
Look at me with Rocky and tell me it doesn't stir your inner nonce (and necrophiliac).
Although it quite suits Tomas, doesn't it?Bohemian forest. Yes, a natural elf type.
Mind you, not casually murdering Aborigines makes you a dangerous lefty in Australia.