So thrown those curtains wide, one day like.......Oh
Bloody summer. Long weekend and it's pissing down. My fault for thinking of buying a fire pit
But at least I don't have to water my allotment and garden

Looks a bit of a curate's egg.
EGKK 280459Z 2806/2912 29008KT 3500 -DZ BR BKN004 BECMG 2806/2809 9999 NSW SCT020 TEMPO 2809/2814 6000 RA BKN012 PROB30 TEMPO 2820/2902 8000 -RA BKN012
I need to mow the lawn, it's already knee high

Should I wear a leather flying cap, goggles and white silk scarf for them to make sense?
That'll be waist high to Nikos.
Sounds like it is already too high. Take a Scythe to it
and sing Russian harvesting songs
Mine's not quite that bad, just above ankle height
but I haven't had a free weekend to get out there for months
I only did it about a month ago! It looks like a bloody meadow now
Pilton weekend, isn't it? Always going to rain.
Yes, my boy has gone. Shame he left his weliies behind

British GP weekend. Nailed on rain.
Oh and Wombledon of course
But full of Ethels. Mind you, they cannot be as grey and miserable as in Gelsengherkin
Just looked at weather forecast for next weekend 28C and Sunny

although considering they can barely any forecast right I'll take that with a pinch of salt
he will be drugged out of his mind by now shagging young girls in tents so doubt it matters
Cut the front lawn yesterday and did some strimming round the edges
Half filled the 100 litre recycling bin
You have misspelled chest high imo
Hopefully, but more than likely lying in a puddle of puke and mud next to the Long drops
If you look at BBC they forecast the highest Temp for that weekend as between 17 and 31C....
thats not a forecast FFS its a fecking random coverall ..I can predict THAT! twunts
http://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/2647101