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What a terrific c**t Rich is

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The fact Scholes and Beckham's retirement have been reported at such different media volumes tells you all you need to know about how much Beckham's lily was gilded by good looks and his willingness to be a utter commercial whore. For christ's sake, the man is promoting China now, not to mention the Quataris. The man has no morals.
Scholes, on the other hand, was a far, far, far more gifted a footballer who was just as diligent, if not more. As he looks like a ginger scrotum though, the media hardly raised a hoot.
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I am in the middle between the two views. I think
he was at his best a very fine player when at man united in mid to late 1990s to early 2000s. He had great long range passing and could bend a free kick like few people could. That why their was a movie called bend it like beckham.
But at the same time i think he was nowhere near as good as a scholes or a zindane. Also got annoyed by the celebrity aspect of him in the end. I think it overtook beckham the footballer in the latter part of his carrier.
Thats a shame as he was at his best a fine footballer who always gave his best.
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Suggesting a consultation with Beckham for improved spelling and grammar was a nice touch

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I tell you what Clive, 'Becks" is no 'Lamps' in Rich's homoerotic fantasies.
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Scholes probably more coverage when he retired the first time.
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I liked that, especially as David has only recently learned to speak
Hes been having intensive vocal coaching the whole time he was in the us :hehe:
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You do often remind me of that fast show character
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I like Becks

always seemed pleasant and a whole lot smarter than he was given credit for
The most surprising thing there is how B+B took that **** from the young pup
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I thought scholes was honest in that interview with neville
that he pushed his body more then was possible. Only reason he came back was united so short of midfielders.
Still though a dirty ******* what a magnificent player he was.
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I'm trying decide which is funnier. Yours or the little plum comment!
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I reckon he 'whites up' his servants and plays out that degrading fantasy
"now Friday, don't you and the other one go telling papah about our little parlour games"
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I do don,t i . Its that paul whitehouse character
with the puffer jacket. :hehe: Fair play pope
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Yes, you are thick as pigshit though, and a pretendy American
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Pope without a doubt
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It wasn't him, but now you come to mention it...

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Re: What a terrific c**t Rich is

"far, far more professional than 99% of bellends that play professional footballer".
I like the fact that the comment about grammar came after this clumsy end of a sentence. :hehe:
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If Beckham was ugly his 'retirement' would have hardly made the news
Beckham and Scholes = style over substance, unfortunately we live in a pathetic society where looks and image are everything*
*In the eyes and minds of tossers not us normals I might add.
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Well to be fair i sound like number of those characters
of his on the fast show. :hehe:
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Is pigshit especially thick? I mean, I suppose it depends on the individual specimen's diet. But
still, I can't really think of a reason why it would be any thicker than, say, a cow.
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I won't let too many more of them slide by either imo
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Oops.
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Did you watch Hunderby with the quite wonderful Julia Davis on Sky Atlantic?
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Just shows how easy it is to be hoist by ones own petade! I do it all the time :wink:
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I've no idea, I'm not a rural type.
That said, cows have six stomachs and eat only grass so I'd imagine pig**** would be thicker by virtue of that alone.
Mind you, cows give me the fear so I'm not checking
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Or Modd after a particular well marinated curry!
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OK USA!

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His interest in football is transparently very recent. Same with music. What gives him away when he
tries to discuss music is his clumsy misuse of the vernacular. So instead of just using normal speech, "he's grooving up to the beats" or some such nonsense.
I remember meeting kids like him at school. Sheltered, middle-class , with no reference points to contemporary music. Their parents didn't allow Radio 1 or Caroline in teh house and certainly didn't have anything to do with Rock 'n Roll.
They usually realised they had an awful lot of catching up to do, these kids, tried too hard and inevitably made *****s of themselves. - thinking The Stones were american, being totally unaware that Chuck Berry was black - that type of thing.
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"he was the best passer of a footballer I've ever seen"

Gotta be :fishing: there...
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charming but fair enough
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I don't have Sky Atlantic

is hunderby good?
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Wot he said.
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I thought he was pretendy Irish
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Excellent, a really good piss take of the period drama genre.
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I know, I know. We've had better passers play for us, has to be a wind up
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He's like a modern Evelyn Waugh character
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Re: Excellent, a really good piss take of the period drama genre.
I'll have to wait for the DVD then. She's Julian Baarat's OH, apparently
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With a dash of P.G Wodehouse.
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Twice.

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You should be writing sitcoms campie...the innuendo in your posts is unreal
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Still mourning Dick Tinkle?
