So, Who out of the current squad would you like to go to a pub with and get trollied?
I vote Per. I bet he gets mental.
Schshzhhsney- Cant handle his drink
Sagna- Jealously texting his missus every thrity seconds
TV5- Lectures on the art of of mayonnaise
Per- Mental
Kos- Looks up to Per, tries hard.Good lad
Gibbs- Sits awkwardly in the corner rubbing his knee
Arteta- puts spraklers in everything
Podolski - Annoying drunk, sinister glares. Slightly mental
Santos- Juggles peanuts
Giroud- Cant help but stick his ***** in his G&T
Walcott- Stalls on what to drink, chooses lemonade. Cnut.
Cazorla- still coming back from South America.
You're worse than Dave Lee Travis
Any of them as long as they get their round in
and bring their missusses along
Because I have chosen a beautiful lady? Perhaps you have a problem
I'd like to take Giroud up the Oxo tower
for a romantic cocktail overlooking the Thames
You should be ashamed of yourself you dirty old man
But I have been a dirty old man since I was 6, will never change
But things were different in those days... women couldn't vote
Queen Victoria was on the throne
That's the most beautiful thing I have read all day.
Djourou. I'd get him absolutely smashed and then let him drive himself home.
But he doesn't drink, he is vegetarian
Re: So, Who out of the current squad would you like to go to a pub with and get trollied?
Mertesacker , in pub complaining about quality of the beer ,!
Deffo Tomas. He's got the crackin' charlie links and his wife would have to be involved.
Do vegetarians not drink then iyo?
You are a doctor and don't know that? Now I know why all our players are in a mess
I vote this the top post of the night
