You know those messages you see occasionally written on a toilet wall
offering you some homosexual action.
Are they real or is it a scam?
11-01-2017, 03:51 PM
Sir C
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pat Vegas
offering you some homosexual action.
Are they real or is it a scam?
There's only one way to find out, f.
Good luck.
11-01-2017, 04:00 PM
Pat Vegas
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Originally Posted by Sir C
There's only one way to find out, f.
Good luck.
I'm not cut out for it Sir C.
I can't dance, I've had a bad arse for months and I nearly throw up brushing my teeth.
11-01-2017, 04:02 PM
Sir C
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pat Vegas
I'm not cut out for it Sir C.
I can't dance, I've had a bad arse for months and I nearly throw up brushing my teeth.
Tell me more of your bad arse, f.
11-01-2017, 04:07 PM
Burney
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pat Vegas
I'm not cut out for it Sir C.
I can't dance, I've had a bad arse for months and I nearly throw up brushing my teeth.
I’ve just been told I need reading glasses and that my retinas are slowly detaching.
I’m falling apart. Might as well end it now while there’s some semblance of dignity left :-(
11-01-2017, 04:07 PM
Pokster
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pat Vegas
I'm not cut out for it Sir C.
I can't dance, I've had a bad arse for months and I nearly throw up brushing my teeth.
Be careful f, Sir c is a walking toilet wall, he will get all the information out of you and then start pegging you
11-01-2017, 04:13 PM
Peter
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Originally Posted by Burney
I’ve just been told I need reading glasses and that my retinas are slowly detaching.
I’m falling apart. Might as well end it now while there’s some semblance of dignity left :-(
I now need reading glasses. It is no ****ing fun whatsoever. I have had perfect eyesight my entire life.
Not ****ing happy.
11-01-2017, 04:15 PM
Burney
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Originally Posted by Peter
I now need reading glasses. It is no ****ing fun whatsoever. I have had perfect eyesight my entire life.
Not ****ing happy.
Oh, how terribly sad. Did I mention the bit about MY FÙCKING RETINAS DETACHING?
Fùckssake
11-01-2017, 04:22 PM
Sir C
Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Oh, how terribly sad. Did I mention the bit about MY FÙCKING RETINAS DETACHING?
Fùckssake
Can they sew them back on?
11-01-2017, 04:22 PM
PSRB
Quote:
Originally Posted by Peter
I now need reading glasses. It is no ****ing fun whatsoever. I have had perfect eyesight my entire life.
Not ****ing happy.
Same here, can't read the date on my watch without stretching my arm away. Most depressing, although secretly I have always liked the idea of wearing glasses.
11-01-2017, 04:27 PM
Burney
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Originally Posted by Sir C
Can they sew them back on?
Probably, but not right now. I have to wait until I get ‘floaters’, black dots and flashing lights, apparently.
11-01-2017, 04:27 PM
Maravilloso Marvo
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Originally Posted by Pokster
Be careful f, Sir c is a walking toilet wall, he will get all the information out of you and then start pegging you
Before today I had never heard the term pegging. That is twice now that I have. I'd rather not talk about where and how the first one came about.
11-01-2017, 04:33 PM
Ash
Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Oh, how terribly sad. Did I mention the bit about MY FÙCKING RETINAS DETACHING?
Fùckssake
This sounds terrible. Why is this happening? Not booze-related, is it?
11-01-2017, 04:35 PM
Sir C
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Originally Posted by Ash
This sounds terrible. Why is this happening? Not booze-related, is it?
I persuaded my hairdresser to try vaping, a. Will you join our crew?
11-01-2017, 04:36 PM
Sir C
Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Probably, but not right now. I have to wait until I get ‘floaters’, black dots and flashing lights, apparently.
Well why are you making such a fuss about it then?
11-01-2017, 04:40 PM
Burney
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ash
This sounds terrible. Why is this happening? Not booze-related, is it?
Not as far as know, a, but it’s nice that that was your first guess :-(
11-01-2017, 04:53 PM
Pat Vegas
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Originally Posted by Sir C
Tell me more of your bad arse, f.
It all started on a trip to Italy. my Milan hotel had a very high bog and a week of Italian grub lead to strain and it's been on and off ever since :-(
11-01-2017, 04:53 PM
Ash
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
I persuaded my hairdresser to try vaping, a. Will you join our crew?