He was utterly charming. We spent some time looking at dirty pictures together.
Oddly, this was my second encounter with Mr Callow. Both times he has been the model of jocularity and good manners.
Simon Callow is definitely my favourite lovey.
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He was utterly charming. We spent some time looking at dirty pictures together.
Oddly, this was my second encounter with Mr Callow. Both times he has been the model of jocularity and good manners.
Simon Callow is definitely my favourite lovey.
Which dirty picture lavatory was this?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
It was in The Goring. They have some quite explicit 18th century prints.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
The Goring is definitely the poshest hotel in the world FACT.
Lovely! It is reet posh in there. On the occasions I've been there, I've felt distinctly oikish.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
I always imagine I'm about to bump into her majesty. Yesterday I encountered a different sort of queen altogether.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Afterwards I went home on a bus.
This seems to have been a terribly democratic afternoon for you. It could only have been improved if you'd popped into a Greggs for a Steak Bake. Well done.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
ty b. It was quite a day, one way or another.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Whilst I waited for a bus opposite The Maxwell a chap walked up to me and said, "It's a mess, isn't it? This coronavirus thing." I agreed that it is, indeed, a mess, but ventured to suggest that we'd be 'alright in the end'. With this wisdom he seemed well pleased, and continued upon his way.
Life is odd sometimes.
You see? This is the sort of interaction with your fellow men you'll miss when you decamp to the north. Up there, they'll just grunt guttural noises at you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Do you know, I think the last time I drank in The Maxwell was the day you helped me move into the flat? Seven years ago next month, that'll be. :-\
That would be the last time I was in there, as well.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Seven years, really? Madness. I seem to recall that it was a lovely spring evening but that when I left you the flat felt bleak, cold and lonely. :-(
It wasn't that nice an evening. And how would you know what the flat was like after you'd left?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
But yeah, you're right. :-( I didn't cry or nuffink, though. I'm not a poof.
It's 14 years since I moved into my house. On the first day it felt like the emptiest place on earth. :-(Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Yes. It takes a while for that feeling to go. I can remember weekends when g wasn't down with me when I literally couldn't wait for work to start again on the Monday.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Was that why you invented that character? I can't even remember his name now, the over enthusiastic chap who was somewhere on the spectrum. And probably a register or two.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
:rolleyes: Not this again.Quote:
Originally Posted by Maravilloso Marvo
Okay but what was his name?Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
modd, wasn't it? Lovely chap. Quite mad.Quote:
Originally Posted by Maravilloso Marvo
That's the fella, yes lovely chap.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
I'd love to hear his views on the whole Emery and Arteta era.
I fear even his boundless optimism may have been tested by the last few years. :-(Quote:
Originally Posted by Maravilloso Marvo
I seem to recall reading somewhere that he did!Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
I fear he went the way of sodd. Who was reborn as Prat Vegas, but appears to have carked again. :-(Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
I confess I had to google the term 'choad', ti.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Insider
It is with huge sadness that I must tell you that I failed to examine the membrum virile; the surroundings encouraging me to show some regard for his privacy.
Rest assured that the next time I encounter His Callowness in a convenience, I will attempt a cheeky picture.
Never again will we be dancing in the streets with him?! :cry:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
He probably wouldn't mind in the slightest. Do you still get propositioned in public lavatories? Or have those...err...glory days passed?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
And in fact, I seem to recall he got his knob out in A Room With A View during a bathing scene. I'm sure it could be googled.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
It's years since I had the offer of a quick gobble amidst the miasma of human faeces. :-(Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
:-( It's your birthday soon, isn't it? I shall pay a male prostitute to approach you in a lavatory. It'll do wonders for your ego.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
I must admit I don't find the prospect quite as thrilling as I used to. Perhaps age has dulled the priapic edge?Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
What if I make sure it's an especially pretty male prostitute?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C