I fell out of bed and damaged myself in the night.
You must admit, that's some impressive fvckwittery.
07-14-2017, 12:52 PM
SWv2
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Originally Posted by Sir C
You must admit, that's some impressive fvckwittery.
How damaged?
Physically or simply in reputation.
07-14-2017, 12:54 PM
Sir C
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Originally Posted by SWv2
How damaged?
Physically or simply in reputation.
Physically. Landed on my bad shoulder and now feel like I was in a car crash.
I was three parts sober, as well.
07-14-2017, 12:57 PM
Burney
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Originally Posted by Sir C
You must admit, that's some impressive fvckwittery.
Bad dream?
07-14-2017, 12:59 PM
Sir C
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Originally Posted by Burney
Bad dream?
No, I was trying to get up for a piss but my shoulder was aching so I levered myself up really awkwardly and then, bang, I was on the floor groaning.
07-14-2017, 01:00 PM
SWv2
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Originally Posted by Sir C
No, I was trying to get up for a piss but my shoulder was aching so I levered myself up really awkwardly and then, bang, I was on the floor groaning.
Sorry, I know I shouldn't. :hehe:
You should get one of those beds with the pull up railings at the side. NHS would probably sell you one.
07-14-2017, 01:02 PM
Sir C
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Originally Posted by SWv2
Sorry, I know I shouldn't. :hehe:
You should get one of those beds with the pull up railings at the side. NHS would probably sell you one.
I'd rather a nurse with a bedpan. And one of those sexy nurse outfits with fishnet stockings. I don't care what she wears.
07-14-2017, 01:03 PM
Burney
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Originally Posted by Sir C
No, I was trying to get up for a piss but my shoulder was aching so I levered myself up really awkwardly and then, bang, I was on the floor groaning.
So, your dodgy prostate forced you to get up for a piss, but your dodgy shoulder stopped you getting up successfully and caused you to fall out of bed?
:-( :old:
We're going to have to get you a carer, aren't we?
07-14-2017, 01:06 PM
Sir C
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Originally Posted by Burney
So, your dodgy prostate forced you to get up for a piss, but your dodgy shoulder stopped you getting up successfully and caused you to fall out of bed?
:-( :old:
We're going to have to get you a carer, aren't we?
It's depressing, I tell you.
07-14-2017, 01:07 PM
Burney
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Originally Posted by Sir C
It's depressing, I tell you.
It is a bit. Particularly as I'm only a few years behind you.
07-14-2017, 01:09 PM
Sir C
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Originally Posted by Burney
It is a bit. Particularly as I'm only a few years behind you.
I was due to start running again tomorrow. No ****ing chance now.
07-14-2017, 01:10 PM
Pat Vegas
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Originally Posted by Sir C
I was due to start running again tomorrow. No ****ing chance now.
your mind is deliberately sabotaging yourself.
Like when I twisted my ankle a couple days before my driving test. by simply walking down the street.
07-14-2017, 01:20 PM
Pokster
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Originally Posted by Burney
It is a bit. Particularly as I'm only a few years behind you.
But he is an old goat who should be shot while you are still a young buck
07-14-2017, 01:20 PM
PSRB
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Originally Posted by SWv2
Sorry, I know I shouldn't. :hehe:
You should get one of those beds with the pull up railings at the side. NHS would probably sell you one.
:nod: I couldn't help but chuckle
07-14-2017, 01:24 PM
SWv2
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Originally Posted by PSRB
:nod: I couldn't help but chuckle
Of course :nod:
Your kid or my kid does it and we display sympathy, a quinquagenarian Dutch and we laugh.