....Niiiiiiice. ;-)
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....Niiiiiiice. ;-)
https://metro.co.uk/2019/03/23/mel-b...6/?ito=twitter
I'm trying to work out what it means. They can't have had 'sex', per se, as they are both ladies and neither one, as far as we know, possesses a winkie.
I suppose they looked at it others' noonoos. Maybe they touched boobies? I'm trying to imagine.
Just give me 5, would you?
Niceeeeeeeeeee
Dust everywhere
At a rough guess, fingers and 'implements'
Peter!
How's your wallet?
I had cancer but I bravely defeated it after a long battle; I don't like to talk about it though.
Ganpati isn't a lefty any more. He started by hating Corbyn, moved on to being transphobic and next week will be worshipping at a shrine to Jacob Rees-Mogg.
Herb is still pulling jobbies :-(
Have you buried your ex under the patio?
No, I have had a relatively smooth ride thus far. She just went and got a job and lost a load of weight, two things that would have been rather nice while we were together.....
THe worst is yet to come as the house needs to be resolved. However, thus far it has been great fun.
So the estranged Ex has gained an income which need not be spent on grub but independence
That IS good news
Buy her a nice tent and that's the accommodation problem sorted
On his olfactory organ
To be fair, I didnt think she would make it this far. I dread to think what state the house is in but the fact that she actually bothered to go and get a job is quite impressive.
I get a variety of voicemails ranging between outright death threats to begging me to come back, with 'let's be friends' thrown in every now and then for balance. Lets be friends basically means can you comeback and do loads of things for me and give me some money.
Sir C "Last night I was preparing to roast a chicken and decided that it smelt off. The glw sniffed it and confirmed that it just smelt of meat.
Who knew meat had a smell? I didn't, until yesterday "
It's like the blind having their sight restored
I don't suppose reacquaintance with the smell of fresh faeces brought quite the same level of emotional outpouring
Did they find a lighter lodged up there since 1979 by any chance?
Not at all. I'm renting a rather palatial flat in chelmsford, overlooking the park. Its lovely. There is nobody there to shout at me, I can watch things on telly that don't have vampires/witches/ghosts in them, I can smoke as much as I like.... it's great.
I do miss my cats, ever so slightly.
I saw a Scottish Springsteen tribute act a couple of weeks ago. Not great.....