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Fash style, Pat Vegas Air Travel Pet Peeves official list.
1) Some airports make you take out your iPad and some don't
2) the liquid ban is ridiculous
3) people who dither about trying to put cases in overhead lockers down the over end of the plane
4) people who take photos out of the window. There is never any need to do this more than once in your life.
5) When the plane is boiling hot when you get on it and then freezing cold
6) People who press the call button by mistake.
7)Airport prices
8) British airports charging for Wi-fi, or offering 30 mins free if you can be arsed to fill in the form.
9) general facilities of UK airports are dirty/usually out of order and vending machines do not work.
10) lack of drinking fountains.
11) screaming children
12) 2000 people arriving at the same time and having 2 people on the border control desk.
13) your mum
14) the TSA
This is not an official entry to the list. but at Gatwick in the 'Duty Free' shop the cigarettes are kept in a secret area with it's own door like a sex shop. Is this sort of censorship really required? The rest of the shop is full of booze and that is fine to be displayed.
I will add more later.
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Would you like to reconsider point 2? Do you know the reasoning behind it?
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When they smear your wallet with a washing up brush.
Be still my beating heart.
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There is literally nothing about the business of being in airports and getting shoved onto and off
planes that isn't ****. I was in Changi airport last week - one of the most advanced in the world. Still ****.
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not really. The ban should be lifted soon. Although there was a plot there
Is no proof that it would have worked. And its never happened.
Improve the airport scanners is the solution. The new ones can tell what liquids are.
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The only time I haven't minded being in an airport was when I've popped into use the loo.
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Wtf?
I've heard of a 'Mc****' but this is awesome.
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Airport rules are ace, b
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It's the dreadful hangover that does for me, not the actual airport.
Mind you Stansted always seems to have large crowds of loud annoying as f**k Italian/Spanish youths who appear unable to do anything unless they do it a) as a large group and b) at volume.
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I've got an 8pm flight on Sunday
Don't think a hangover is going to be a problem at that point.
Newcastle Sunderland
Man Utd Man City
Australia Argentina
Not sure what I am going to do all day
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You could just try drinking less.
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a good sunday roast should soak a lot up
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A sterling idea for sure.
Bank Holiday here.
:cloud9:
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I did think of suggesting he went for a walk, Ash style.
We both know he would just walk to the pub.
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I shall go for a walk to kill the hours on Saturday morning
before the pub. I love a walk around London
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If you are struck by an emergency shit the best option if available is to find a nearby hotel
of course in London this is easier.
Same goes if you need to take a piss in the west in. Stroll into a hotel. Nobody will ever question what you are doing*. the toilets are clean they have nice toiletries and the higher category the better the towels.
*unless it's some small arse boutique hotel.
If you are nervous of strolling into a hotel and doing such a thing walk in and pretend to be on the phone. if you really want to go full force say out loud. Ok yep I am here I'll meet you in the lobby then.
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WARNING The above post does not work in Travel lodge or Premier Inns in London
they are smart cunds who make their toilets have a lock that only the guests can open with their room key.
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What time will you be in the Woodbine for pre-drinks before the meal?
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Indeed.
I got off the bus from Old Street early on a previous trip and took the sunshine as I walked through Clissold Park to the pub.
It was 11:45am mind you.
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Small arse boutique hotels are the best though.
Special price to you. my friend.
We certainly wouldn't let just anyone in to use the loo.
"CAN I HELP YOU, SIR?"
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I shall be in good ol' london Town early myself.
Lunchtime beer before the pre-meal beer?
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Going for a pizza first so probably about 4 I would think
though probably meeting W for pre-pizza beer before that :-)
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Definitely - just let me know when you are in the area
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:problem:
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Arrive Mary le bone at 10.45 in the am
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Not really, lots of pubs near the restaurant
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Ash may not know it but so is he
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possibly, though I was thinking of a late breakfast
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Good idea if you can wait until then I will join you. Then beer
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Good to know your better half lets you know where you are going to be
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You seem a bit of an expert in this field, maybe you should create an app?
You could update it when certain establishments get wise to what's occurring.
'The Good **** Guide'
A 'must have' for all weak bladdered serial ****ters.
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I think he might be calling you a homosexual here LA
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W would do no such thing
He probably meant it might be too early to start if I hadn't finished from the night before
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adultwork imo LA ..have a nice brass for breakfast to warm her cockles
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Have you been hacking into my browsing history?
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I'd have called it City Shitters. But believe it or not it's already been done
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I have found out something disturbing
my friend told me about this (he did actually)
he said on a certain site beginning with Xh.
There are 'tribute' videos to certain adult movie stars.
This is basically a video of them whacking off to their movies :-(
I don't get it.