Do you suffer from any unusual medical complaints.

Occasionally if I go for a very long walk or been in the gym.

My inner thighs get these disgusting blood filled blisters :-(


Who's next?

Maybe Dr Rich can give us all a cure.

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Originally Posted by Pat Vegas

Occasionally if I go for a very long walk or been in the gym.

My inner thighs get these disgusting blood filled blisters :-(


Who's next?

Maybe Dr Rich can give us all a cure.

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My right nostril has been blocked for about 12 years :-(

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Originally Posted by Pat Vegas

Occasionally if I go for a very long walk or been in the gym.

My inner thighs get these disgusting blood filled blisters :-(


Who's next?

Maybe Dr Rich can give us all a cure.

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I appear to have a boil on my arse.

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Originally Posted by Pat Vegas

Occasionally if I go for a very long walk or been in the gym.

My inner thighs get these disgusting blood filled blisters :-(


Who's next?

Maybe Dr Rich can give us all a cure.

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Occasionally when I go out for a long night's drinking or been in a restaurant and drank a load of wine

I wake up the next morning feeling pretty unwell.

Do you think I should see what Rich recommends?

collapsed septum?

Too much beak?

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Originally Posted by Pat Vegas

Occasionally if I go for a very long walk or been in the gym.

My inner thighs get these disgusting blood filled blisters :-(


Who's next?

Maybe Dr Rich can give us all a cure.

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I get a maddening itch on the inner right cheek of my arse. Not my arsehole, but inside the crack in the exact same spot. I've had it for decades.

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Originally Posted by 71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat

I appear to have a boil on my arse.

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Pics or it isn't real.

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Originally Posted by IUFG

collapsed septum?

Too much beak?

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In a word, yes :-(

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Originally Posted by Burney

Pics or it isn't real.

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I don't think there is actually much to see, it's just itchy as buggery and seems to be growing.

It's cancer isn't it :-(

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Originally Posted by Sir C

My right nostril has been blocked for about 12 years :-(

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My aunt went for an operation to stop snoring.
She said she has now lost her sense of smell.

Do you think this operation was a disguise to go for a face lift as she now has a plastic looking face and all of her facial expressions are the same?

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My aunt went for an operation to stop snoring.
She said she has now lost her sense of smell.

Do you think this operation was a disguise to go for a face lift as she now has a plastic looking face and all of her facial expressions are the same?

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That sounds like Botox more than a facelift, but it could be.

Is she fit?

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Originally Posted by Burney

That sounds like Botox more than a facelift, but it could be.

Is she fit?

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Nah. but she's proper minted.

Unfortunately I have no family that is minted that I will benefit from.
Except one great auntie who's got me on the will but she's going a proper looney and didn't even know who i was at Christmas.
but she knew who my wife was. :shrug:

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Originally Posted by Pat Vegas

My aunt went for an operation to stop snoring.
She said she has now lost her sense of smell.

Do you think this operation was a disguise to go for a face lift as she now has a plastic looking face and all of her facial expressions are the same?

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Almost certainly. Have her chests increased in size as well?

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Almost certainly. Have her chests increased in size as well?

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I will check but only for Awimb purposes.

I said face lift but do people actually do that anymore? it sounds very 1990's

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Originally Posted by 71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat

I don't think there is actually much to see, it's just itchy as buggery and seems to be growing.

It's cancer isn't it :-(

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Is it called Theresa?

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Originally Posted by Pat Vegas

Occasionally if I go for a very long walk or been in the gym.

My inner thighs get these disgusting blood filled blisters :-(


Who's next?

Maybe Dr Rich can give us all a cure.

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I get this pain between my shoulders at random moments during the day. I can't explain it.

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Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda

Is it called Theresa?

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Nah, I'll call it Boris. Boris the festering boil. Got a ring to it, hasn't it? :-)

I get very tired sometimes.

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Originally Posted by Alberto Balsam Rodriguez

I get this pain between my shoulders at random moments during the day. I can't explain it.

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When I run or play football (not often) my left shoulder hurts after a while.

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Originally Posted by Pat Vegas

When I run or play football (not often) my left shoulder hurts after a while.

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That is serious, perhaps heart related, or maybe organ failure. I recall this vividly when a family member was ill.

Something to do with blood flow which given you are exerting yourself in the form of physical exercise makes sense.

Yes, serious. Check it out. You may be ****ed.


Not “check it out” like a rapper may say, actually check it out.

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Originally Posted by SWv2

That is serious, perhaps heart related, or maybe organ failure. I recall this vividly when a family member was ill.

Something to do with blood flow which given you are exerting yourself in the form of physical exercise makes sense.

Yes, serious. Check it out. You may be ****ed.


Not “check it out” like a rapper may say, actually check it out.

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I have heard this. to be honest it may be my right shoulder.

I was told it was because I run like Shaggy from scooby doo.

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Originally Posted by SWv2

That is serious, perhaps heart related, or maybe organ failure. I recall this vividly when a family member was ill.

Something to do with blood flow which given you are exerting yourself in the form of physical exercise makes sense.

Yes, serious. Check it out. You may be ****ed.


Not “check it out” like a rapper may say, actually check it out.

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Yes, yes, but what about my itchy arse?

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Yes, yes, but what about my itchy arse?

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Given your history I would say you are also ****ed. Sorry old boy.

Now, who is next?

I have intermittent Hurty Toe Syndrome, mainly on the big toe of my right foot, but occasionally on the left. It manifests in sporadic stabbing bursts of pain around the joint. I realise this isn't necessarily an unusual condition. It might be gout or arthritis, but I struggle on, preferring to die than go to the doctor.

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Originally Posted by Ash

I have intermittent Hurty Toe Syndrome, mainly on the big toe of my right foot, but occasionally on the left. It manifests in sporadic stabbing bursts of pain around the joint. I realise this isn't necessarily an unusual condition. It might be gout or arthritis, but I struggle on, preferring to die than go to the doctor.

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Maybe you have the wrong size of shoe?

You stop sort of measuring your feet size at a certain age and assume that's the size for the rest of your life.

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Originally Posted by Ash

I have intermittent Hurty Toe Syndrome, mainly on the big toe of my right foot, but occasionally on the left. It manifests in sporadic stabbing bursts of pain around the joint. I realise this isn't necessarily an unusual condition. It might be gout or arthritis, but I struggle on, preferring to die than go to the doctor.

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Sounds like you have what Bob Marley deaded of. RIP.

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Originally Posted by Ash

I have intermittent Hurty Toe Syndrome, mainly on the big toe of my right foot, but occasionally on the left. It manifests in sporadic stabbing bursts of pain around the joint. I realise this isn't necessarily an unusual condition. It might be gout or arthritis, but I struggle on, preferring to die than go to the doctor.

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Could you be shooting yourself in the foot? :cooper: