Shouldn't she have grown some tits by now? Has she taken puberty blockers as some kind of eco-statement against population growth?
By this age, Emma Watson was already firmly established as wánk fodder.
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Shouldn't she have grown some tits by now? Has she taken puberty blockers as some kind of eco-statement against population growth?
By this age, Emma Watson was already firmly established as wánk fodder.
Your attitude towards 'self-pollution' always surprises me, Burney, given where you went to school.
Even to this day I believe that English public schools are a veritable celebration of the act. I would have thought your experiences would have made you indifferent to it. :rubchin:
How dare you? https://giphy.com/gifs/Qa4abAMDoyUtuICjLZ/html5
I can assure you that upon returning home with my hooter half-removed, the last thing on my mind was blowing it.
Anyway, the reverend Frank wouldn't have agreed with you. No, he had extremely definite views on the matter, and these views were essentially, "NO!"
Odd that he failed to mention the matter until we were 18, though. Between you and I, I suspect that there were certain chaps there whose horses had already bolted, if you take my meaning.
I tried to think of it like that when I had to go to hospital to give a sperm sample. Was a bit tricky getting in the right mood in the knowledge that there was probably someone on the floor below me getting told they have 3 months to live.
Turned out the absolute f*cking mountain of porn they kindly leave for you did help me overcome that particular hurdle, tbf.
Hairy-palmed chaps, eh? I'll wager they'd started dropping catches in the outfield? Or - worse - were the sort of spavined weed who was no good at games anyway?
Anyway, since the Bible is very clear that, as a man 'wounded in the stones', I shan't be entering the Kingdom of Heaven under any circumstances, I might as well wánk myself raw for all the spiritual harm it'll do. :-(