barricaded me in my office with a sofa :-(
I can't help but feel it is their intention to rob me blind now.
barricaded me in my office with a sofa :-(
I can't help but feel it is their intention to rob me blind now.
It's all psychosomatic. The hard of thinking go to India convinced they are going to get a stomach bug, and, hey presto! 8 hours later they're ****ting rusty bum gravy at high velocity. :rolleyes:
Eat some yoghurt, go outside your hotel and eat street food with the locals and enjoy the experience.
When I went to Egypt as a kid we were warned not to eat or drink anything we bought locally. I said "screw that, I'm invincible" and ate some ice-cream with two other kids. All three of us became ill with the runs. In Guatemala after I bravely drank mosquito-infested water in the jungle I had dodgy insides for months.
Well, as in all things, ymmv, as I believe our colonial cousins have it. However, far better to live a day as a lion than a lifetime asa sheep, surely?
I once ate some dodgy meat on a stick in a market on the shore of Lake Victoria, which left me with crippling griping cramps for 18 months. But I never shít myself.
Well, from the description of colleagues that have been there before me; it appears I would miss out on abject poverty, appalling misogyny, traffic jams of unbelievable proportions and, as you pointed out, debilitating stomach issues which could run on for months thereby pretty much ruining my day to day existence.
I'll take the sheep's existence, thanks very much.
From the evidence in front of me I can deduce that he wants to try and avoid getting the very bad shíts and likes a Club Sandwich.
The former I would suggest is normal and I have never had a Club Sandwich so it is hardly a character defining action of a proud son of Ireland.
I find your aggressive, boorish attitude to all on here, with the exception of B and your little wannabe mini me Dick, to be distasteful.
That's you and peter. :-( You wouldn't dump my body outside a KFC, would you?
Abandoned by the glw this evening, I have resolved to prepare for myself the following repast:
Eggs, two, fried.
Sausages, three, fried.
Bacons, several, fried.
Chips. Fried.
On the side, tomato sauce, for the healthy element.
You will notice there are no beans involved. I'm not feeling beans.
Hmm. I cook my sausages and bacon in the oven. I suggest you try this.
I had lamb schwarma for lunch. It was served open with fries on the side so I added some in, rolled it up and devoured it.
This is how you should be dining tonight given your domestic circumstances.
:nod:
Bowl of corn flakes for my tea I think.
Nah, you have to go and see all of that. As far as diet is concerned just don't eat meat and fish. They are horrible anyway, the vegetable dishes are much, much better.
On three trips I only broke this rule once and got violently ill.
I think it is also important to drink as much alcohol as you can.