the season and Liverpool will be denied their first title in 30 years. :cloud9:
Well worth a few hundred million dead that imo.
the season and Liverpool will be denied their first title in 30 years. :cloud9:
Well worth a few hundred million dead that imo.
Been discussing this with a few folks for a while :hehe: I was thinking more like a few hundred Northerners dead though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
On the downside I can honestly see the 2020 Euros being scrapped soon :angry:
Can you imagine how scousers would react? :hehe: They'd be certain it was some sort of Hillsborough-related conspiracy.Quote:
Originally Posted by barrybueno
Imagine the memorial service? I reckon they'd change their strip to black and have 2 minutes silence before every game for the rest of time...Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
IAHYK :vsign:Quote:
Originally Posted by barrybueno
Why is everyone panicking? Surely the death of 2% of the world's population will be good for the environment?Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Well it’s already cut China’s CO2 emissions by 25% apparently. So that’s nice.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Anyway, as I’m bored of explaining to people, it isn’t going to cut the world’s population by 2%. At the moment, it’s showing a 2% death rate among recorded cases - which isn’t anywhere near the same as the actual number of cases. Also, far from everyone who might get it is actually getting it. And most of the deaths are - as usual - the old and those with pre-existing respiratory conditions.
Loads more people will have had it not knowing they had it and just thought it was a cold.... more likely now that everyone will be asking to be tested if they sneeze once.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
I'm waiting for them to tell us all to work from home for 2 months...then realise I can't work from home
:nod: Well in case no-one's noticed, a pretty gnarly coldy-fluey thing has been doing the rounds for quite a few weeks already, leading to fairly massive levels of absenteeism at my workplace. Has anyone run the rule over that?Quote:
Originally Posted by Pokster
ok ok, Let's keep it to mancs and scousers. Shirley you're in the clear now?Quote:
Originally Posted by Pokster
Well, I can see the upside there, but all these deaths aside, do you know the real victims here. Journalists trying to plan magazines with large amount of travel content. Absolute mareQuote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Quit your moaning, la.Quote:
Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda
the pub is open :lager:
:nod: I got an all-expenses paid invite out to Bologna the other day. Can't go now, can I? Company rules say no. :-(Quote:
Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda
*******s to that - always quite wanted to go to Bologna. I'm off to try a 5-star hotel in Malaga next week. Spain best stay cleanQuote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Haven't you heard? Tenerife's got it, you is fúcked innit. :homer:Quote:
Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda
To be fair, it'll probably have killed the Pope by then, so who knows?Quote:
Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda
Of course! You fúckíng genius! Here I am lying on the sofa like a berk when there's a pub 3 minutes away, cheers :lager:Quote:
Originally Posted by IUFG
Just had to cancel my trip to Bangalore :nod:Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Gutted - I was salivating about another trip to Dhaba :eat: