Fires, frying pans, etc.
https://www.theguardian.com/environm...laze-wiltshire
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Fires, frying pans, etc.
https://www.theguardian.com/environm...laze-wiltshire
I see our favourite lunatic Submariner has been somewhat banged to rights.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-41021223
Look, if a chap can't take a break from building massive submarines to murder and dismember the odd woman, what's the world coming to?Quote:
Originally Posted by PSRB
That's the problem with dumping a body in the Baltic, no sharks to eat the evidence.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
He must surely have known the 'she was fine when I dropped her off/whoops my submarine seems to have sunk' excuse wasn't going to wash, surely?Quote:
Originally Posted by PSRB
I'm not convinced he thought things through.
I am rather looking forward to hearing how the whole thing pans out.
My assumption is that he's tried to cop a feel (or a bit more) and it's all gone a bit pear-shaped. He's tried to sail off into the deep and dispose of her in very deep water and his machine has broken and he's made a bit of a balls up in covering his tracks
Where "all gone a bit pear shaped" means her head fell off. :-\Quote:
Originally Posted by PSRB
I mean you'd have thought he literally had the best possible means of disposing of a body in such a way that it'll never be found to hand and he cocks the whole think up. All he had to do was take her out to a proper bit of ocean miles offshore, luzz her overboard and radio in that there's been a terrible accident that's ended up with her going overboard and into the propeller. I mean people would be well suss, but they couldn't prove fück all.Quote:
Originally Posted by PSRB
Instead he's come up with this shower of shíte. Amateur.
And her arms and legs, to be fair.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ash
Anyway, she was asking for it. Hasn't she ever read 20,000 leagues under the sea? You can't trust these mysterious submarine johnnies.
Quite. He must have had some sort of life raft, so just set up an electrical fire, climb aboard life raft and submarine along with all the blood splatter evidence is burnt up and then goes to the bottom of the sea for good measure.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
:nod: Shame to lose the sub, of course, but it was probably insured and, as a method of body disposal goes, it's almost up there with Fash's 'run it under the taps' one.Quote:
Originally Posted by PSRB
http://www.tedxvilnius.com/tedxkids/...s/Peter-MadsenQuote:
Originally Posted by Burney
I'm not sure they'll be inviting him back
Yes, I can't help but feel he went a bit far in making his dreams reality, tbh. :-\Quote:
Originally Posted by PSRB