I'm making Ikea-style meatballs with thon mustard sauce tonight. Victory is guaranteed. Meatballs is powerful juju.
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I'm making Ikea-style meatballs with thon mustard sauce tonight. Victory is guaranteed. Meatballs is powerful juju.
I was watching a programme about IKEA the other day. A very frightened and sweaty man was pretending to run a part of their ideas department. He allowed a truly terrible idea to go to production. The poor chinesers were completely bewildered by it and it was an utter failure. I assume he's been sacked.
It was fascinating in that depressing way that programmes about retail sometimes are. They also showed one opening in some appalling northern ****hole. There was a weird man who'd been involved in all their openings in the UK and was bizarrely enthusiastic and seemed to think everyone else should be, too. Meanwhile they took on a kid so stupid I wouldn't have trusted him to cross the road on his own to work on the shopfloor.
All in all, they didn't come out of it terribly well.
A good moment for the old Europa League team or IKEA product quiz.
https://news.paddypower.com/football...t-quiz-201617/
:nod: Thick as mince. And he got the job! Can you imagine the collection of window-licking subnormals he must have been up against to come out on top?
His poor mum having to drive him to work at 5.30 every morning. She probably considers it worthwhile just to get him out of the house for the day.
The meatball ending is the only thing that keeps me going as normally any visit I am forced to make is on a Sunday and I invariably have been hungover.
Not unknown for me to lie down on one of the showroom beds, thus spoiling the moment for the eager newly wed home builders as they do up their measurements and plan their blissful future.
I go to IKEA to stock up on pencils
He had one of those halfway haircuts
Intricate maze job around the back and sides and don't touch the top
I would like to thank Sir C for our victory last night
His balls worked
(Reaches for a glass of water pronto)