These people are just massive pussies. What sort of person wouldn't like to be able to go for a walk and maybe see a bear?
Personally, I find the lack of apex predators in this country very boring.
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These people are just massive pussies. What sort of person wouldn't like to be able to go for a walk and maybe see a bear?
Personally, I find the lack of apex predators in this country very boring.
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Kúnts would shoot them.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Kúnts who shoot animals should be shot. FACT.
:nod: But barely anybody in this country has the right to own a weapon capable of killing a bear. Try taking out a brown bear with a .22 and see how far you get. :hehe:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Anyway, if people did that, we would need to introduce the right to arm bears.
Has to be done C, otherwise the wolves will start eating your livestock and everyone will start crashing into moose.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
I remember being appalled by a Swede telling me that they sit in 10ft high hides to shoot moose. Where's the sport in that? They're the size of horses, ffs! You can't miss! :furious: You could at least stalk them a bit.Quote:
Originally Posted by Billy Goat Sverige
Bloody foreigners. No sense of decency.
Can we not start with negotiation? Persuasion? Hmm?Quote:
Originally Posted by Billy Goat Sverige
Yeah their moose hunts basically consist of sitting around and eating fermented herring while waiting for the moose to come to you :hehe:Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
:nod: The wolfs in The Jungle Book always seemed very reasonable to me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Sitting for hours in an enclosed space with a bunch of (I assume) drunken, Swedes who've eaten nothing but fermented herring is almost a fit punishment for such appalling lack of sportsmanship.Quote:
Originally Posted by Billy Goat Sverige
Imagine the breath! Imagine the farts! :puke:
The Swedes only allow a certain amount of each animal to be killed every year so perhaps there has already been some form of negotiation?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Yes, this always sounds very reasonable, but I wonder if it comes as much consolation to the poor c@nts getting whacked?Quote:
Originally Posted by Billy Goat Sverige
What really, honestly puzzls me is what sort of human being looks at a magnificent creature and thinks, "What that needs is to be dead."Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
A sicko, that's what sort.
I don't think we (i.e. humans) want it dead so much as we want to kill it. There's a subtle, but important difference - albeit one that's probably moot as far as the object of our hard-wired bloodlust is concerned, I'll grant you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
I don’t know why they bother with the wolves. There’s only about 300 of them and they’re usually in the middle of nowhere away from civilisation. Moose I can kind of see the point because they like eating that awful stuff.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
How does moose taste? Beefy or more venisony?Quote:
Originally Posted by Billy Goat Sverige
It’s closer to beef but I find it quite chewy. I suppose that’s because they must spend their lives eating spruse.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Oh bloodlust I understand. It's relatively rare that I look at a human being without wishing them dead. It's just that animals are, you know. Nice.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
:hehe: On form today.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
That and the fact that they spend their lives moving about and therefore are pretty much all lean muscle.Quote:
Originally Posted by Billy Goat Sverige
:hehe: vg, bQuote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Well some animals are. Bears can be pretty nasty, though - they attack you for having sex. And sharks. And wasps. Oh, and fúcking mosquitoes. They can fúck off.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
I think we need to draw up a definitive Nice and Nasty list of animals.
What about munchable ones, C?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
As you'd imagine, I'm totally opposed to gun ownership. But I love munching roti de sanglier and saucisson from them. And when you see the appalling conditions poor little piggies are kept in, it seems better to let the boar wander around a wood, munching acorns and shagging boaresses before he dies without knowing anything about it and then getting chopped up and munched.
Hypocrite that I am, I doubt I could pull the trigger myself, but I'm happy to eat ones shot by Froggies.
Cobras. I know Shiva has one so I shouldn't slag them off. But I saw this king cobra on youtube. He tried it on with a female, but she wasn't up for it, as she'd just had a shag and been impregnated. So he bit her dead. And then tried to munch her. But because she was too big, he regurgitated her back out. Nasty piece of work, that one.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Saw one by mistake in Delhi zoo when we took some of the street kids there. It was white and not very big. So I tapped the glass, thinking it was just a normal snake, and it did the rear up and hood out thing. Fücking scary, I can tell you. Wouldn't want to meet one in the wild.
I recently became vegan g, so I no longer have poor wee creatures on my conscience.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult
Lentils and pulses are another matter. I slaughter those *******s by the sackload.
That is very un-gallant behaviour. I feel sure even Sir C would approve of topping any animal that behaves so badly towards its womenfolk. Thankfully, mongooses have those c@nts' numbers imo.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult
How 'recently', exactly? :rubchin:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
I now only eat meat from animals that I have killed with my bare hands. Or that are already dead and served nicely on a plateQuote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
I can remember a time (the good old days) when it was well-nigh impossible for a vegetarian to eat in Germany. But I'll bet even there they cater for these mentally-ill plant botherers. :-(Quote:
Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda
Schweinhaxe. When did you last have Schweinhaxe, la?
Agreed. Bet Mrs ex-king cobra wished Riki Tiki Tavi had been around to defend her, like the gentlemongoose he is.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Wes likes the idea of crashing into moosesQuote:
Originally Posted by Billy Goat Sverige