and I find that someone has sent me a fax. :hehe:
I wasn't sure the fax machine still worked. But there it is, sitting lookoing pleased with itself with some lunatic's communication issuing from its gob.
wd fax machine!
and I find that someone has sent me a fax. :hehe:
I wasn't sure the fax machine still worked. But there it is, sitting lookoing pleased with itself with some lunatic's communication issuing from its gob.
wd fax machine!
Is it those gypsies asking for their horse back?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Fax machine? This is 2020, do you also have a time machine?
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Originally Posted by dismalswamp
That’s no way to refer to your mum, h.Quote:
Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman
Apparently so. We never saw a reason to remove it, I suppose. It’s just sat there for years, snoozing, awaiting its moment.Quote:
Originally Posted by dismalswamp
Has it got a roll of smooth paper in it and then you rip off the bit it's printed out? Just like in a black & white war movie.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Lols, the old thermal paper? No, it’s not quite that old.Quote:
Originally Posted by barrybueno
You could use it to buy Premiership footballers - quite a few available soon and the fax will come in handy. Or lend it to RaulQuote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Strangely I found a lot of German hotels still love a good faxing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda
I'm not surprised by this. We also still have a fax machine at workQuote:
Originally Posted by Pat Vegas
Everyone has one (4 in 1 printers) but doesn't realise it or bother setting it up. Christ I'm boring myself..Quote:
Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda
Oh yes - we have those but we actually have a machine that is just a fax as well. Or we did until recently. I think it might be working from homeQuote:
Originally Posted by barrybueno
ah, fax machines used to buy footballers HAVE to not work properly, la. One needs an excuse for an extension before the transfer windows slams shut, of course. SC's appears to be in fine working order.Quote:
Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda
Not a phrase that is heard oftenQuote:
Originally Posted by IUFG
IAHYK :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda
gpwd, la, imoQuote:
Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda
It was like Overmars rolling the ball across goal to Kanu against Sheffield United - it was wrong but too good an opportunity to not finish it offQuote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
I assume you were referring, satirically, to my nose, in which case the joke’s on you since my rebored bugle now functions perfectly.Quote:
Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda
I'm delighted to hear it. Though probably getting two horsies and developing your sense of smell back might be unfortunateQuote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Indeed. It's not the horseshít that smells, it's more the horse píss. The area around the cathedral in Seville has hundreds of these carriage rides and the magnificence of the building is very much undercut by the all-powerful reek of horse píss.Quote:
Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda
Excuse me, I’ll have you know my ponies’ piss does not reek. And anyway, they don’t piss near the house, they do it on the other side of the field. What sort of ponies do you think I have for all love?Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
I love the warm smell of horses. :cloud9: And hay scented horsebreath! Just beautiful.
Have you got a chariot yet?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
I’ve looked into it. They’re surprisingly expensive.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Some pikey went past on one the other day and Barney went mental with excitement. I fear he misses the pikey lifestyle.
Expensive? How can they be expensive? They're just carts!Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Has Barney started eyeing up lead roofs and offering to tarmac your drive?
He’s such a sweetie. He pokes his velvety muzzle into my face for kisses and we blow up each others’ noses :cloud9:Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
I wish I’d found a pony years ago!
:-( This sort of thing is how Coronavirus started. And the bad AIDS.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
I’m going to have to wash his winkie soon :-(Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
he'll be taken the horse up to Stow-on-the-Wold before long...Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Nice. Are you planning to film it for certain specialist websites?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Actually I’m looking at properties in Appleby...Quote:
Originally Posted by IUFG
Presumably the gyppos can no longer spit on the hands before shaking on a deal?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
aye up, etc, that is proper north, scQuote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Aye. But look what you get for your money, I. https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property...-56490336.htmlQuote:
Originally Posted by IUFG
I guess your new-found enthusiasm for horseflesh has meant you've had to change what you're looking for, has it?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
No, we were always looking for something with some land, and isolated because i) cats and ii) I hate people. So,e outbuildings would be nice but we can always build a stable like we have here.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney