I met la for the first time :cloud9:
Fúck me, the state of him. He was a trembling, sweating unshaven wreck, due to the consumption of excessive amounts of alcohol the night before.
Plus, as they say, ca change.
Printable View
I met la for the first time :cloud9:
Fúck me, the state of him. He was a trembling, sweating unshaven wreck, due to the consumption of excessive amounts of alcohol the night before.
Plus, as they say, ca change.
Do you remember an occasion when we'd been savagely on it the night before and the post-match drinks had a deleterious effect on me. So much so that I staggered out of the Woodbine at some point absolutely arseholed and have no idea how I got home?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Indeed I do not. You mean I abandoned you to *gulp* public transport? :yikes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
I don't think you had a choice. I seem to think I was very insistent that I needed to be alone and to leave immediately.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
I was in a shocking condition due to substances and a nearly complete lack of sleep.
Had we just beaten Tottenham 1-0? I seem to think I got told off for calling someone a 'Yid ****' during the game. :-(
wd The Woodbine for not fúcking running out of beer on the evening of a matchday.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
I take it you were reduced to drinking that fúck-awful Blue Moon shít..?
I always imagine LA to be like Graham, the tactically astute guy on AFTV who always talks in system formations (4-3-3, 5-2-3)
Not much personality but brainy
No, I got nothing. Are you sure I was there?Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Now I'm doubting myself. :rubchin: Why else would I have been in that state if we hadn't been misbehaving the previous evening?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Anyway, I was in poor shape.
la, bless his heart, is extremely brainy, extremely witty, charming, generous of purse and of spirit, erudite, informed and pretty much perfect in every way mentally and spiritually. Physically, he has been reduced by years of alcohol abuse to something resembling a bag of ruined meat.Quote:
Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas
I don't even believe he actually has a functioning liver.
I gather that when George Best was in need of a liver transplant LA offered him his but Bestie declined and decided to stick to his own
Nice chap. On every occasion I met him, however, it was clear he didn't know one end of a razor from another.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Gets his clothes from those bags Oxfam leave out for disposal
Happy Anniversary - 15 years, eh.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Actually since I have moved to a flat on the fifth floor of a building without a lift, I am in prime physical condition *
*this may not be true as the proximity of countless bars may have negated the positive aspects of the daily climb
Funnily enough since my beard is now almost uniformally grey I am far more keen on shaving :old:Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney