New signing

As-salamu alaykum, brother.

http://www.arsenal.com/assets/_files...7_elneny1.jpeg

Hairstyle before anybody goes all skin colour alike heavy on me.

Still, it would be good if he was the same height

He'll have a question mark on his shirt for the stoke game.

If I was him I would have personalised them a bit.

He has vowed to move to red tinsel next year

1) Olly
2) Ramsey
3) New Allan dude
4) Gibbs
5) Debauchy
6) Arteta
7) Alexis

IMO, imo.

matches looking imploringly at the ref as he nurses the stud marks on his calf and wonders by which set of rules the English game is played.

At least, I *think* he's fourteen :rubchin:

*Africa reference.

They can't help it, h. It's part of their culture.

How soon before he involves the whole squad in taharuss gamea?

I can't believe Joel Campbell would get involved in that sort of thing. He's too nice. And Mesut wouldn't because - y'know - he prefers snails to oysters.

But I could easily believe it of the rest of them.

Way has ben redeveloped for this Eurostar nonsense. Not a grimy, greasy fat overweight crack addict hooker in a cheap leather coat anywhere to be seen :-(

'Elneny draws strength from his family and his faith. Married with a young son and a baby on the way, he is a devout Muslim, who prays five times a day. He takes his prayer mat on away trips and he observes Ramadan strictly.

“Allah decided that I was going to be a footballer and that I was going to sign for Basel,” Elneny said, in an interview with Aargauer Zeitung last year. “When it comes to making decisions, I listen to him. If there is at some point an offer from another club, and Allah tells me not to go, I won’t go. And the same goes for the other way around.”'

Perhaps that explains the Osama Bin Liner connection.