Who would you most like to see return here from days gone by and why?
Who would you most like to see return here from days gone by and why?
Another vote for Modd.
What happened to Mickey Pearce and his insider knowledge?
I spoke to Sarah and Profumo recently and they’ve both moved on.
Mr Wong is currently locked up in China for snuggling food into lockdown quarantine zones at a huge mark up. He bribed some official so will be out in a couple weeks.
Mickey Pearce is currently writing a tell all book about his time at the club.
Thai-Gunner had a sex change, married a Brit and is living in Swansea going by the name of May Ling.
And Hugo Drax sent me an text to say all is well in Brazil and to visit soon.
StrongArm George, Alf Goonit, Ballonatic, Guildford, Random Gooner Bird, Jesus2Paddy, Guns 'n Roses, The Aussie fireman fella, Jorge, Paul Vaessen's Moment, Doc Headgear ( before he went mad ), greg mitchell ( but not his tiresome wife ), Arsenegger and his missus (she was a goodun ), Trixie
What happened to Berni? He seemed to lose his will to live when Trump lost - he had so been looking forward to crowing and gloating and was far too intelligent to subscribe to the Stolen Election *******s.
And who was that jewish fella, not Monty, who used get furious all the time? He once asked me if I would fix his boiler so I warned him I'd have a go at shagging his missus too and he said "If you give me a discount you can wipe your dick on the curtains."
Modd. Life & soul of Awimb. Rest of you are expendable two bob c*nts
Do you now..?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mM747L9Wf8M
Git!