Nasal douching update.

Some of the stuff that comes out of my nose is, literally, unbelieveable.

There are what looks like lumps of bloody flesh. There are gobbets of neon yellow gunk, there is brown jelly and on one memorable occasion, what appeared to be an ancient cotton bud.

None of this clearance is occasioning any breathing, so far.

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Some of the stuff that comes out of my nose is, literally, unbelieveable.

There are what looks like lumps of bloody flesh. There are gobbets of neon yellow gunk, there is brown jelly and on one memorable occasion, what appeared to be an ancient cotton bud.

None of this clearance is occasioning any breathing, so far.

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You should take pics and upload them to a blog. I for one want to see what comes out of your nose.

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Some of the stuff that comes out of my nose is, literally, unbelieveable.

There are what looks like lumps of bloody flesh. There are gobbets of neon yellow gunk, there is brown jelly and on one memorable occasion, what appeared to be an ancient cotton bud.

None of this clearance is occasioning any breathing, so far.

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your sinuses are FúCKED, man

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Originally Posted by IUFG

your sinuses are FúCKED, man

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Are you by any chance an ENT specialist, i? I know my sinuses are fúcked, that's why I'm trying to unfúck them.

I fear it's too late though :-(

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Are you by any chance an ENT specialist, i? I know my sinuses are fúcked, that's why I'm trying to unfúck them.

I fear it's too late though :-(

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Imagine the state of your colon.

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Are you by any chance an ENT specialist, i? I know my sinuses are fúcked, that's why I'm trying to unfúck them.

I fear it's too late though :-(

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My ex-wife was, funnily enough.

You need an op. FESS

Sounds like you have brain matter coming out of your beak...

edit: found you a video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPkJnHxL3u4

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Originally Posted by Burney

Imagine the state of your colon.

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I didn’t spend 30 years shovelling beak up my colon.

My colon is just dandy, thank you very much.

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I didn’t spend 30 years shovelling beak up my colon.

My colon is just dandy, thank you very much.

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I remember you being mad keen on having it hosed out a while back.

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I didn’t spend 30 years shovelling beak up my colon.

My colon is just dandy, thank you very much.

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Have you ever considered just how many Pounds you might have squandered on blow over the years?

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Originally Posted by Burney

I remember you being mad keen on having it hosed out a while back.

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That wasn't a hose he was using though

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Originally Posted by Pokster

That wasn't a hose he was using though

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I met a patient a couple of months ago whose cervix had become inflammmed. She, as a possible explanation, volunteered that her partner had urinated in her vagina ‘a few times’ of late. An astonishing admission, I felt.

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Originally Posted by Rich

Have you ever considered just how many Pounds you might have squandered on blow over the years?

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Be quiet, ridiculous child. The grown ups are speaking.

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I met a patient a couple of months ago whose cervix had become inflammmed. She, as a possible explanation, volunteered that her partner had urinated in her vagina ‘a few times’ of late. An astonishing admission, I felt.

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But surely urine is sterile, isn’t it?

Ignore that. It’s obviously nonsense if someone has a UTI

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Originally Posted by IUFG

My ex-wife was, funnily enough.

You need an op. FESS

Sounds like you have brain matter coming out of your beak...

edit: found you a video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPkJnHxL3u4

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You rotter.

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Originally Posted by Sir C

You rotter.

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but there is probably no need to worry, sc :thumbup:

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Originally Posted by Sir C

You rotter.

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That was quite revolting. I can’t believe my nasal innards look anything like that. Mine a much nicer, I reckon.

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Some of the stuff that comes out of my nose is, literally, unbelieveable.

There are what looks like lumps of bloody flesh. There are gobbets of neon yellow gunk, there is brown jelly and on one memorable occasion, what appeared to be an ancient cotton bud.

None of this clearance is occasioning any breathing, so far.

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I did this recently. Do you use that little teapot looking thing? I had a cold that ****ed off and left me with a sinus infection for two weeks. I decided i'd give the sinuses a nice rinsing to try and help get rid of the infection and as you say some nasty **** comes out.

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Originally Posted by Billy Goat Sverige

I did this recently. Do you use that little teapot looking thing? I had a cold that ****ed off and left me with a sinus infection for two weeks. I decided i'd give the sinuses a nice rinsing to try and help get rid of the infection and as you say some nasty **** comes out.

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Mine’s a little squirt bottle. You can use a great deal of pressure.

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Mine’s a little squirt bottle. You can use a great deal of pressure.

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is it this won, sc?

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon....1VJnHTnUwL.jpg

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Originally Posted by IUFG

is it this won, sc?

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon....1VJnHTnUwL.jpg

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That’s the chap.

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Originally Posted by Sir C

That’s the chap.

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you can get quite a spurt out of that.

like being waterboarded. not for me...