Baby Boris

Crikey, she popped that one out quick.

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Originally Posted by Just Trent

Crikey, she popped that one out quick.

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Almost nine months to the day since he became PM

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Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda

Almost nine months to the day since he became PM

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Well if a chap can't celebrate becoming PM by rogering his bint, I don't know what the world's coming to, la. :shrug:

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Originally Posted by Burney

Well if a chap can't celebrate becoming PM by rogering his bint, I don't know what the world's coming to, la. :shrug:

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Oh, I've no problem with that at all. I was going to add that many a king would admire his ability to produce on demand, so to speak

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Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda

Oh, I've no problem with that at all. I was going to add that many a king would admire his ability to produce on demand, so to speak

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Clearly a chap who - rightly - eschews the condom. Ghastly things.

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Originally Posted by Burney

Clearly a chap who - rightly - eschews the condom. Ghastly things.

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I rather hope he wore at least two when he was firing it up that ghastly american pole dancer.

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Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman

I rather hope he wore at least two when he was firing it up that ghastly american pole dancer.

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I can't believe a chap of Boris's appetites will content himself with monogamy during his term in office, so I greatly look forward to him getting into all sorts of sexual scrapes over the next few years as he throws his leg over various unsuitable females. All good fun imo.

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Originally Posted by Burney

I can't believe a chap of Boris's appetites will content himself with monogamy during his term in office, so I greatly look forward to him getting into all sorts of sexual scrapes over the next few years as he throws his leg over various unsuitable females. All good fun imo.

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My contacts in higher circles inform me that Boris is rather poorly endowed so as soon as childbirth reduces his woman's clacker to something resembling a discarded Big Mac he's off to find something with a little more purchase.

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Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman

My contacts in higher circles inform me that Boris is rather poorly endowed so as soon as childbirth reduces his woman's clacker to something resembling a discarded Big Mac he's off to find something with a little more purchase.

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How odd. I'd heard that it was huge, almost permanently engorged and so covered in blue veins and well-used that it resembles nothing so much in appearance, odour and flavour as a well-aged Stilton.

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Originally Posted by Burney

How odd. I'd heard that it was huge, almost permanently engorged and so covered in blue veins and well-used that it resembles nothing so much in appearance, odour and flavour as a well-aged Stilton.

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Oh it absolutely reeks b, for he pays as much attention to his personal hygiene as he does his hair and dentistry and though, as you say, he is almost perpetually tumescent he frequently struggles to "touch the sides" (in common with most your mother's paramours).

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Originally Posted by Burney

How odd. I'd heard that it was huge, almost permanently engorged and so covered in blue veins and well-used that it resembles nothing so much in appearance, odour and flavour as a well-aged Stilton.

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I was just about to go to lunch. Thanks B

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Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman

Oh it absolutely reeks b, for he pays as much attention to his personal hygiene as he does his hair and dentistry and though, as you say, he is almost perpetually tumescent he frequently struggles to "touch the sides" (in common with most your mother's paramours).

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Everyone loves Stilton, h. :eat:

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Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda

I was just about to go to lunch. Thanks B

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A mighty Käsewurst oozing with ripe cheese is what you want, la. :thumbup:

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Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman

Oh it absolutely reeks b, for he pays as much attention to his personal hygiene as he does his hair and dentistry and though, as you say, he is almost perpetually tumescent he frequently struggles to "touch the sides" (in common with most your mother's paramours).

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But his hair is fantastic. You don't get that maverick, interesting, just got up, I'm in a hurry look by accident H.

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Originally Posted by Burney

A mighty Käsewurst oozing with ripe cheese is what you want, la. :thumbup:

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Fittingly, i went for the half chicken