I'm a little delicate; I need a nice relaxing evening.

Are this lot we're playing tonight utter mince? May I watch without expecting a drama?

I'll watch Lewis instead.

taking up all the middle of the pavement. There was a small gap between two of them which i was tempted to nip through, but they were very tall, very wide, with faces chiselled from concrete and expressions like thunder. They looked the sort who would happily have exterminated 750,000 souls in the Jasenovac death camp.

"Hmmm, Hrvats, I bet" I thought as I steered round them instead, and looked back. Yes, One of them had Dynamo Zagreb on the back of his jacket.

Those lads certainly didn't mince.

Or have I been missing new ones?

Consider Withnail, married to such a Balkan type. No wonder he looks three parts f**ked.

Of course, I have all the earlier ones on DVD.

Come to think of it, maybe I'll watch a Morse instead.

so don't watch it.. and Michael owen might be on it so it would make you feel ill

Life's stressful enough, don't you think?