He won't. I can assure you he won't. I suppose you'll be incommunicado while you're doing all that, won't you? Not going to give AWIMB a live update?
I got called up here, told them I might have to go to Wales that week but I had no actual proof of this.
They very kindly replied and said grand, sorry for bothering you. I suspect had I turned up I too would have found the people guilty but thankfully for them I was excused.